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[So Asch's hyperresonance has been giving him issues since his return, which has made for some interesting new decor in house #5 - like the hole in his bedroom, giving him a nice view of the hallway - but he's been slowly getting it back, at least to the point where it's been manageable. But every now and then he has these little bursts, for various reasons. Like this morning, when he gets up to make coffee. Gets coffee grinds in his face. Sneezes.

And subsequently blasts a massive hole through the roof of house #5. Oops?

Thus, within a few hours, Asch is up on the roof with some materials, banging away at making something of a repair with his grand construction skills. That is to say, he's pretty much making a mess into a bigger mess. ...Not to mention completely failing to realize that houses regenerate when damaged. AWESOME LOGIC IS GO!

His journal's in his belt, so a particularly clumsy swing and bump of the arm ends up recording a few loud bangs and a stream of cussing worthy of the sailor.]

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[Oooh. ... Well then, she'll tilt her head towards it with an "Aroo?". Want her to fix it?]

[What? No. This is man's work. It's important that he get it done soon. Without any help, because awesome do-it-yourself-ers don't ask for help.

...YES HE IS A DO-IT-YOURSELF-ER SHUT UP]

What?

[Asch you are a noble and nobles generally don't do anything.

To make her point, Ammy paints in a small portion of the hole in the roof with her mind's eye, and in a flash, that part of the roof fixes itself. There's still some damage left over if Asch wants to Be a Man, but at least this shaves off an hour or so of work?]

[...FFFF THAT'S RIGHT, SHE CAN DO THAT. Hm... now it's kind of tempting. He could either be a man and fix it... horribly, or get teased equally horribly. This is a troublesome decision.]

...Can you actually fix it all?

[Of course she can! And she'll do just that. First, she'll fix the hole in the roof, making it look as good as new again... then look at Asch. How about the other hole?]

[...W-well. That's pretty good, actually. But his pride, man, his pride.]

...I hate fixing things.

[TAKE YOUR CHANCE AMMY.]

[She'll take that as a go ahead. So, in a matter of seconds, that part is fixed, too! Now your whole house is as good as new! Well, the roofs are, anyway. She looks over at him with a wagging tail. Isn't it awesome looking now?]

[Huh. That is pretty awesome, not that he'll admit as much. Or even say thank you. Asch you're such a douche.

...He does crouch down to give her a good, thorough petting, though. He's not entirely tactless.]

[But that's thanks enough. In fact, pettings feel much nicer than a word of thanks! So, Ammy leans into that with a quiet sound of contentment, shutting her eyes to enjoy it further. Mmmm, pettings. ♥]

[Pet pet pet. Your fur is addictive.]

It'd probably be too much to ask if you have something that can clean up the place.

[That probably would be too much to ask.

She'll say this by jumping him.

... To wrestle. That's all. :| ]

[sahjkdhjsfjs AAAHH DOG ATTACK SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE]

[YOU CAN'T BEAT A GOD ASCH

SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE but my goodness her tail is wagging hard]

[SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE GODDAMMIT SHE'S TOO FAT

Uuuugh. You're tiring him out already, mutt, so maybe you win. But at least you're happy...]

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