[That actually gets her to laugh, regardless of if the audio is turned on or off. Ah, that's right...not a lot of people know how old she really is, not even her closest friends. It never came up in conversation. What would ask say if she told him how old she was, how old she'd get one day? Would he make a funny face? Man, she hopes so.]

You don't think I'm sagely already, Asch? How mean, to treat someone my age like that! But no, I'd have to be at least two hundred to be considered that old. I was that old once, during an experiment, though. [When she was an envoy. That was...weird. Not bad, just unexpected, and surreal.]

Oh, before you ask, I'm eighty-five right now. [...] I think.