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Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] dissonates) wrote2012-02-18 03:21 pm

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[Missions suck as much as, if not moreso than, the drafts. Asch has decided this. It's not just that he'd been sent on an uncomfortably-outnumbered solo mission, it's not just that his health problems had reared their ugly heads in the middle of it and nearly gotten him killed, it's not just he'd had to rely on luck and skill to keep him alive with zero ability to heal himself despite being a Seventh Fonist.

No, at this point, mostly? It's the fact that once it's all over, and the Malnosso saw fit to send him back to the village, he finds himself floundering underwater.

Bastards, is his second thought, since his first is a string of expletives that would do a sailor proud. Thankfully he's only a couple of feet or so from where his feet can touch solid ground, so within a minute he's slogging towards the shore, soaking wet and pulling seaweed from his hair. Damn. Bastards.

Not that the shore is much better. There's apparently something going on - the usual love experiment, no doubt - and he's managed to get dumped right in the middle of it. They probably did that on purpose. He can't do anything while soaked as he is, though, so his first order of business is to get changed. There isn't much selection, but within a few minutes he's got his uniform hung out to dry and is wearing a suit and a long, dark blue bathrobe. It's humiliating, but it's better than freezing to death back in the village.

Since he has to wait for his clothes and hair to dry in the sun, Asch will be hanging around the beach area, available for chatting, fruity goodness, and whatnot. Come and bother the cranky one! (He is unaffected by the normal love stuff, btw.)]
herotypical: [ snarky ; happy ] (✝ prepare for ascension)

/hugs

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-02-23 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it takes her a moment but the synapses eventually jump; connect. ]

Returned, you mean? Post-napped? In the sea?

Sucksville.
inkdrops: (Smile for Today - Smile for Tomorrow.)

[personal profile] inkdrops 2012-02-24 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
And why should we be concerned over good weather? [Why is she so calm about this? Probably because every seemed to be so happy, and she felt peaceful and relaxed at the beach. Plus, Asch was here and he was okay. Wet and grimy, but he was at least safe. That's all that mattered.] Everyone's happy, so why ruin their good time?

[She motions with her finger for Asch to turn around, so she could continue picking off the things in his hair. And maybe, if Asch lets her, she could braid it for him.]
knightofratatosk: (Happy smile)

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[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2012-02-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[HI ASCH HI ASCH HI guess who's been eating some of that delicious fruit and is now approaching from behind in a tacklehug!]
herotypical: [ neutral ; angry ] (✝ through the fire)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-02-24 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
And today, too. A convenient lack of freezing. You could've ended up all...hypothermic.
knightofratatosk: (Headtilt)

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[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2012-02-24 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Emil tilts his head, looking somewhat confused. Wow, you're grumpier than usual, Asch. :| And it's such a nice day out and everything! Cheer up a little.]

Huh? I was just saying hello. Is something wrong?
meritocracy: (♔you made a deal and now it seems)

lakfjwalekjwe wait what

[personal profile] meritocracy 2012-02-25 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh you mean my swimsuit? I'm surprised they knew to bring it here. I find it a little perverse of them but--[her face drops a little]
Oh you..don't like it.
distressedude: (Smiling Cheerfully)

[personal profile] distressedude 2012-02-25 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then, what are we waiting for? [Let's go on a quest to get more fruit and become the best bros ever!!]

[...and don't worry, he's not going to grab Asch's hand and try to skip along side him like he did with Sync. Even friendship fruit has to draw the line somewhere.]
inkdrops: (Bright sunshiney day~)

[personal profile] inkdrops 2012-02-25 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, don't joke about that.

[Miyabi's voice isn't quite as angry as it could have been seeing as how she's under the fruit's influence, but she still has to close her eyes and pause what she's doing to calm down. She doesn't want to pull on Asch's hair out of spite or even by accident.

Once she feels well enough to continue, she does. Each segment of his hair is carefully and gently picked through, and smoothed down with her fingers. He's going to have to wash out the sand and salt, but at least she can get the majority of the mess out.]


You know, Asch, there are people who say some kinds of seaweed are actually good good for your hair. And taking a salt bath washes away dirt a lot better, and purifies the skin and body. [She smiles, trying (possibly in vain) to lighten his mood a little.]
herotypical: [ sad ; neutral ] (✝ we're splitting atoms)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-02-26 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like. Some folks are acting mighty wiggy, too. As usual.
knightofratatosk: (Headtilt)

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[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2012-02-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
It was just a hug... I wasn't trying to hurt you or anything.

[Party pooper. How can you be in a bad mood with this lovely weather and all of this fruit just ready to be eaten?]
broji: (huh; oh really?)

[personal profile] broji 2012-02-27 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Asch, that's no way to clean it. Ginji sighs to himself. Quietly.] You could try bringing it to the smithy sometime, if you wanted to. There's oil. [Oil for cleaning, wax for polishing...]

[He doesn't manage to get much further than that, though, because Asch is giving him some sort of look. He's not sure what that was for.] ...Affected, Mr. Asch? No, I don't think so. Nothing strange has happened to me, and I feel the same way I always do.

Has something got you worried?
knightofratatosk: (I don't get it)

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[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2012-02-27 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Affected by all of this? What do you mean?

[As far as Emil is concerned, all of this is perfectly normal. Okay, so the beach is a little unexpected, but what's not to like about a free vacation?]

Oh, do you mean being teleported here?

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