[Ohoh, Patty would not mind telling a little story. She'll just make this up as she goes along.]

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful gorgeous pirate queen! She was the Captain of her very own ship and loved to travel the world. The pirate queen's crew was a jolly bunch and her First Mate was the best strategist the world's ever seen. Together, they set out in search for the world's greatest treasure. A treasure beyond everyone's wildest dreams. Immortality.

[Would you like to hear more, surly red-headed man?]