A-actually? He's not that bad -- though he likes people to think he's drunker than he is. [ unfortunately, it seemed the man was practically raised on booze. ] But it's important to maintain...boundaries with pirates. Firm, inviolable boundaries. And this is one of them. Let him reach over the bar and soon he'll think he should be serving everyone else, too. Kinda like that kids' book. If You Give A Mouse a Cookie.