[Totally locked from Bob for future lulz.]

[dissonates]

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I'm Asch.

[.....Does he have to explain more?]

...Guy mentioned me the other day.

[More?]

...Don't feel obligated to talk to me just because he asked.

[Maybe that was too much.]

....I'll try to be friendly if you do, though.

[Wait that came out wrong.]

....Right.

[That should do it.]

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[dissonates]

I don't know about fun, but he's worried about me, so I'm trying to help him out.

[herotypical]

Then he's a good friend--that's what good friends do. They worry and they go out and do things about that worry that occasionally lead to awkward hijinks. I should know because I've been a good friend before.

[A breezy laugh.] Don't worry. The socializing thing? It gets easier the more practice you get.

[ghostinthealley.livejournal.com]

Well...That was awkward.

[the-wind-woman.livejournal.com]

[Have another lady, well sort of.]

One of my friends wanted me to do the same thing. I pretended not to hear her, you should have done the same.

[forthezora.livejournal.com]

I have been told it is not to your tastes in the least. And I confess Link might well grow tired of it.

[dissonates]

....S...sorry. [GOD WHY DID HE DO THIS.]

[dissonates]

[So many women and men who look like women. |D]

If this ends up being more trouble than it's worth, I will.

[ghostinthealley.livejournal.com]

Aww, don't be sorry. You're trying, at least. I'm Reimi Sugimoto and it's nice to meet you.

[trueknight]

Most of what you said sounds forced, like you don't actually want to go through with this.

[eternalchick.livejournal.com]

[You go Asch!]

You're not really that talkative, you must've needed it. Well, Ashy, I'm Norma, nice to meet ya!

[dissonates]

[There's only one thing he can recall hating, so...] ...Fish?

[forthezora.livejournal.com]

Precisely. We Zora are the people of the lakes and waters.

[dissonates]

To be honest, I'm not really sure if I do.

[dissonates]

So you'd do something like this, too?

[dissonates]

A-Ashy!?

[dissonates]

...Hm. [Trying is half the battle, apparently.] Nice to meet you.

[dissonates]

Is that why you look so- [...Crap how to say this without being insulting.] ...Different?

[herotypical]

Something like this. But, to be honest? My style is probably more cruel and humiliating than your friend's little ploy, here. Consider yourself fortunate--if I were in his shoes I would have dropped intimate details in the interest of sparking conversation between you and strangers.

[That little photo square? Showing a great big grin.]

[forthezora.livejournal.com]

[...Asch, I think that the nicest way that anyone has ever put it (in Luceti anyway). Ruto nods approvingly, and gives one of those smiles there]

Yes, we are quite different from any other tribe represented here. The closest one I have come across to us are the Ferines, but even they more closely resemble Hylians... or well, humans, I suppose.

[trueknight]

Then, what're you doing it for?

[knightofratatosk]

[AND ANOTHER LA-- wait.]

Wow, I'm surprised so many people decided to follow Riku's example.

[voice]

[awingofhope.livejournal.com]

I'm your friend, right Asch?

[dissonates]

I said I would.

[dissonates]

I-intimate details!? [Oh god don't give Guy any ideas D8]

[dissonates]

[He's amazed he didn't insult her horribly. But he was supposed to be a king, so they ought to get along a little. :|]

So you live in the water?