[Totally locked from Bob for future lulz.]

[dissonates]

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I'm Asch.

[.....Does he have to explain more?]

...Guy mentioned me the other day.

[More?]

...Don't feel obligated to talk to me just because he asked.

[Maybe that was too much.]

....I'll try to be friendly if you do, though.

[Wait that came out wrong.]

....Right.

[That should do it.]

Comments

[trueknight]

So, have you just never introduced yourself before or are you always that awkward about it?

[dissonates]

[...Oi.]

Any introductions I've had were business related. Making friends isn't something I'm used to.

[herotypical]

Try to be friendly? You actually have to go out of your way and purposefully try when it comes to friendliness?

[dissonates]

....That's not exactly what I meant. [Well, mostly.]

LOL

[secondinnis.livejournal.com]

I'm Atoli!

|Db

[dissonates]

...Hi.






[Now what?]

Hey man, Riku started the meme :|

[forthezora.livejournal.com]

Ah, well met then. I am Princess Ruto of the Zora tribe.

My bad, sorry >_>

[dissonates]

Princess? Guy mentioned something about you coming over for dinner.

[eternalchick.livejournal.com]

Your friend asked people to talk to you?

[dissonates]

[Asch is popular with the ladies today.]

...Yeah.

[ghostinthealley.livejournal.com]

Well...That was awkward.

[dissonates]

....S...sorry. [GOD WHY DID HE DO THIS.]

[the-wind-woman.livejournal.com]

[Have another lady, well sort of.]

One of my friends wanted me to do the same thing. I pretended not to hear her, you should have done the same.

[dissonates]

[So many women and men who look like women. |D]

If this ends up being more trouble than it's worth, I will.

[knightofratatosk]

[AND ANOTHER LA-- wait.]

Wow, I'm surprised so many people decided to follow Riku's example.

[dissonates]

[pfffft.]

I'm surprised it's actually working.

[voice]

[awingofhope.livejournal.com]

I'm your friend, right Asch?

[voice]

[dissonates]

R... right, I guess.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[Don't laugh, don't laugh, he'll take it the wrong way. ASCH, HOW CUTE.]

Well well.

[dissonates]

[Damn right you better not laugh. This is stressful.]

Wh-what?

i have decided to throw ALL of my characters at you just because.

[halgitamilf.livejournal.com]

[NANA SENSES AWKWARD. She is drawn to it. She breathes it in to make her retain her youthful appearance.]

Well met, Sir Asch.

oh crikey.

[dissonates]

[Are you stealing his youth, Nana.]

That's pretty old fashioned.

[dragonsboy.livejournal.com]

[Holy crap, this guy sounds more unused to casual conversation than Nowe did. At eight.]

A pleasure to meet you. I'm Nowe.

[dissonates]

[At least he isn't growling at people. ...Yet.]

Nice to meet you.

COMPRETE.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Hey what's up, let's get a distraction from the fact that Zack left him.]

...no offense, he kind of seems the nosy type.

oh god you weren't kidding.

[dissonates]

[Don't be such a woman, Cloud. D|]

So what if he is?

[rossovento.livejournal.com]

You're introducing yourself because some guy wants you to make friends?

[dissonates]

You have a problem with that?

[hyperactivrival.livejournal.com]

Hiya!

[dissonates]

[So many energetic friendly types, whyyyyy.]

...Hi.

[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[THIS IS HIS ATTEMPT at being social back. fail.]

[dissonates]

...What?

[And this is where they prove to everyone that the antisocial characters don't make good BFFs.]

[limelight-slash.livejournal.com]

Dude, does someone have a sword to your throat or something?

[dissonates]

What the hell? No.

[probablyacat.livejournal.com]

Mii, lots of people are doing this lately! Are you having any luck?

[dissonates]

Somewhat.

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

And how are you on this fine day, Asch?

[dissonates]

Overwhelmed.

[goldenfirefly.livejournal.com]

Hello, Asch. My name is Stella.

[dissonates]

[FACEPALM.] We've met.

[meteorical]

So you're the infamous Asch.

[dissonates]

Infamous? You saw Guy's post, then?

[voice]

[outsetsailor.livejournal.com]

Are you okay? You don't sound good.

[voice]

[dissonates]

I'm fine. [Just... awkward.]

[Voice]

[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

It's a start at least.

[Voice]

[dissonates]

[Such self-control. Asch can tell you're amused though 8|]

...You may as well laugh, it wouldn't make any difference.

[voice]

[spiderphile.livejournal.com]

Guess you're not much of a socialite, huh? No worries. I'm sure there's plenty of people here who can do all the talking for you.

[voice]

[dissonates]

Even some of the talking would be enough. I'm not much good at this.

[silversnowfall]

I warned him you might not like what he did.

[dissonates]

It's alright. It doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would, now that we've talked.