[Totally locked from Bob for future lulz.]

[dissonates]

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I'm Asch.

[.....Does he have to explain more?]

...Guy mentioned me the other day.

[More?]

...Don't feel obligated to talk to me just because he asked.

[Maybe that was too much.]

....I'll try to be friendly if you do, though.

[Wait that came out wrong.]

....Right.

[That should do it.]

Comments

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[Out with it, Guy. All at once.]

...supposedly an experiment happened and I ended up sleeping with him.

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[dissonates]

[What.

What.

WHAT/]

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

I don't remember it happening, but Zack's not lying. So.

That's it.

[Action]

[dissonates]

[WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.]

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[Scritch scritch.]

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[dissonates]

That bastard, and he's still chasing after you!? I'll kill him!

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Wh-

No! No, no no no. He's not- we're friends, just friends, and it's with complete consent from both parties. He's involved, Asch.

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[dissonates]

Involved? [SUSPICIOUS.]

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

He has his own relationship to worry about.

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[dissonates]

....So he's not trying to do it again?

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

No. He's not.

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[dissonates]

And he's not flirting with you or trying to steal you away or anything?

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

No. [Well, flirting yes, but it's just for fun and Asch does not comprehend this concept.]

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[dissonates]

....What the hell was that blond guy so angry about then?

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

...blond guy...

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[dissonates]

?

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Asch...don't put a lot of stock into what he says. He's...possessive.

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[dissonates]

I don't even know who the hell it was.

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

...don't worry about it. He probably wouldn't bother talking to you again.

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[dissonates]

He'd better not. I don't care if he's your friend's boyfriend or whatever, I'm not holding back if he wants to fight.

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Down, Asch. I'll talk to him, or Zack.

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[dissonates]

I-I'm not your dog, don't say it like that!

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean it like that.

Seriously though, it's fine. Just calm down. I have no interest in Zack whatsoever.

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[dissonates]

....You promise? [HE IS SO INSECURE HAVE MERCY ON HIM GUY.]

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[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

I swear. [Leans over to kiss his cheek. Doof.]