[Action / Voice]

[dissonates]

[Asch's turn! He's waking up from a nice nap in a very unfamiliar bed, feeling a little groggy and weird, but otherwise not particularly different. What he does notice first, however, is the fact that his head feels a bit... lighter.

Something's not right.]

....

Wh...

....

Son of a- Who the hell cut my hair!?

[So someone's apparently missed the memo about what's going on.]

Comments

[dissonates]

[Hello, strange girl he doesn't know. |D]

How the hell could it be worse!?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

You could be a woman.

[dissonates]

Ugh. No thanks.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, that's sooo rude!

[dissonates]

I have nothing against women, I just don't want to be one.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

I guess I could see that. But women aren't so bad, really! I bet you'd like it a little bit if you just gave it a try.

[dissonates]

Why the hell would I like it!?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[dissonates]

Because I have no interest in being female!

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

But you look like such a cute girl already!

[dissonates]

What did you say!?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[LOL AT YOU. Bet that laugh is familiar, if...in a way girlier voice.]

[dissonates]

[......Hold on. Hold on a minute.

...No way.






Except that everyone else is-]




.........Guy?

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Oh, you caught on! Good, I'm proud of you.

[dissonates]

[GLAAAAAAAAARE.] I see you're having fun.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Well, as much as I can. Gotta look on the bright sides of these things, right?

[dissonates]

I don't see anything fun about this.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

At least Luke's body is a hell of a lot more similar to yours than this one is to mine. You can't get all worked up about this, Asch, you'll give Luke an ulcer.

[dissonates]

[Someone's sullen now.] ...He's fine, don't bother worrying.

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Like that was seriously a concern.

[Private]

Are you really bothered by this?

[Private]

[dissonates]

....

It feels too different. It's getting on my nerves.

[Private]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

So you don't like that it looks like your body but doesn't feel like it?

[Private]

[dissonates]

It's still my own face in the mirror. That's fine. But he's different. And I can't- [He cuts himself off, cursing faintly. This probably isn't something Guy would be happy hearing.]

[Private]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

C'mon, out with it. I think I have a good idea anyhow.

[Private]

[dissonates]

...I hate replicas. I hate what they are, I hate how they're made, I hate what they're made of...! Their entire existence disgusts me...!