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[Imitating Asch's cranky voice.] "I'm Asch and Jade said I was good with fontech, blah blah blah and I know how to do everything. Ha ha ha Guy, you stand there while I mess around with this thing."

I never said I could do everything! Especially not with fontech! And I don't sound that stupid.

Asch you have two options. [Guy crosses his ankles, laying on his back and tinkering with his fontech.] You can kick me off the bed and I can refuse to satisfy you until I feel less slighted, or you can take the initiative and distract me from my new toy.

[There is a long pause as Asch gives him a look that's a mixture of exasperation and "oh, right". Finally he steps over and sits heavily down on the bed beside Guy, lifting a brow.] Is distraction even possible at this rate? [You look pretty far gone. D|]

It becomes less plausible as time passes. [OH MY GOD THIS PART IS REMOVABLE.]

Makes me wonder if it's worth trying. [He leans over, resting his chin over Guy's shoulder to watch what he's doing.]

[He's rearranging the tubing.] Well, if it's not worth it then it might be best to refrain.

It's awfully tempting, though. [Is that a hand wandering? It might be, it just might be.] Though I might be spoiling your fun. What if I can't compete with fontech?

Then we might need to revise this relationship. [Even Guy can't hold back the grin at that one, though he keeps reattaching hoses instead of turning to pay attention to Asch.]

It's not me, it's you. Obviously. [Asch slides a hand down a bit experimentally, hand drifting over Guy's stomach. What the hell are you doing, Guy.]

Ha! So eager to place the blame. It's clearly your fault. [Guy does pause as Asch's hand drifts over his stomach. That feels nice.]

I give you an amazing gift and you don't even thank me, and you're blaming our relationship issues on me? [Asch notices that hesitation, smirking slightly, and slips a few fingers in to graze over actual skin this time.]

Mmm...I told you that it was an even exchange, not a gift. [Guy closes his eyes, head lolling to the side. His hands clutching the fontech rest on his chest, as well as the fontech itself.]

Are you saying that a little thing like naming a drink has the same value as fontech? [Good, you pay attention to him, dammit. The hand is going lower now, grazing the edge of Guy's pants.]

Well, obviously for you it does. [Hmmm. Sex or fontech.

Choices.]

It was the only incentive I had to offer. [Guy if you hesitate again he's leaving and you won't get any for a month.]

No, but I'll agree that it was probably the wisest one. [Hmmm. MMMMAYBE he can set it aside for a little while.]

Maybe I should've saved it for something really big. [Oh, good. Asch shifts to lie beside Guy instead, giving the fontech a little nudge. Get that out of the way already, he wants to indulge a bit.]

Nah, I think you made the right decision. [Oh all right, it can go on the nightstand. For now.

Guy even rolls onto his side and gives it his back as he slides an arm over Asch's waist.]

[Asch smirks at the small victory and leans in to press his lips to Guy's neck.] So what kind of fontech would it take for you to choose it instead?

What...over you? [Guy lifts his chin to give Asch a little more room. It's not often he takes the initiative like this -though he's gotten much better at it- so Guy intends to savor it.]

[Asch makes a vague sound of affirmative, nibbling a bit and not bothering to stop and make a proper response.]

Well... [Guy tightens his grip a little, so it's more as if he's holding Asch than just draped across him.] It'd have to be really advanced, look like you. Bitch like you, sound like you and cook like you. It'd probably have to be exactly like you in every way, so...since that isn't possible, I'd have to say it can't be done.

[Asch pauses, then smiles slightly against his neck, his approval quiet but clear as he starts to move his hand against Guy's stomach again, stroking against his skin as he presses closer. This is nice.]

[Guy agrees. All he has to do is sweet talk and he gets pampered like this!]

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