[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

Comments

[silversnowfall]

...You may want to close your book.

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[dissonates]

...Dammit.

[dissonates]

[...What.]

[silversnowfall]

My apologies.

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[WAS THAT HOSTILITY?! IS THIS FELLOW COCKATIEL CHALLENGING HIS TERRITORY?! Attack stance. He's on the kitchen table.]

[dissonates]

I thought it was closed.

[silversnowfall]

They seem to have a habit of opening at the least convenient time.

[dissonates]

I don't know how they do that. I've never seen it open itself...

[dissonates]

[WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING.]

[silversnowfall]

Neither have I. And yet embarrassing recordings keep appearing.

[dissonates]

...They should have locks.

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[It's going to stomp over with all the ferocity a three-and-a-half ounce bird can manage. It has reached the edge of the table, but it's snapping it's little beak dangerously. BEGONE, RIVAL.]

[silversnowfall]

Perhaps you could devise a way to lock yours?

[dissonates]

[...Hey, screw you bird, this is his kitchen. He's standing his ground.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[Grrrr. His feathers are fluffing. THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS.]

[dissonates]

I'll look into it. It would be inconvenient, but it's better to avoid being listened to.

[dissonates]

[TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, FEATHER BRAIN.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[THEN HE WILL FLY AT YOU. HE'S KIND OF UNCOORDINATED BECAUSE HIS WING TIPS HAVE BEEN CLIPPED. HE MIGHT MISS AND HIT THE DRAPES INSTEAD.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Anything wrong?

[dissonates]

[kjashdkjsfhkf WHAT THE HELL FLYING TARGET, DODGING]

[onlyamonster.livejournal.com]

Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity.

[dissonates]

Take a look outside and figure it out.

[dissonates]

This has nothing to do with you, Necromancer.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. I've got the exploded trees to prove it. I meant anything else.