[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

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[dissonates]

[...What.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[WAS THAT HOSTILITY?! IS THIS FELLOW COCKATIEL CHALLENGING HIS TERRITORY?! Attack stance. He's on the kitchen table.]

[dissonates]

[WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[It's going to stomp over with all the ferocity a three-and-a-half ounce bird can manage. It has reached the edge of the table, but it's snapping it's little beak dangerously. BEGONE, RIVAL.]

[dissonates]

[...Hey, screw you bird, this is his kitchen. He's standing his ground.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[Grrrr. His feathers are fluffing. THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS.]

[dissonates]

[TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, FEATHER BRAIN.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[THEN HE WILL FLY AT YOU. HE'S KIND OF UNCOORDINATED BECAUSE HIS WING TIPS HAVE BEEN CLIPPED. HE MIGHT MISS AND HIT THE DRAPES INSTEAD.]

[dissonates]

[kjashdkjsfhkf WHAT THE HELL FLYING TARGET, DODGING]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[clinging to the drapes]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[are you intimidated yet]

[dissonates]

[.......No.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[LET'S FLY AT YOU AGAIN.

This time he's going to miss completely and bounce off the doorframe. The couch breaks his fall and he waggles his legs wildly before rolling over and righting himself. He stalks to the armrest of the couch and hops on it to squawk angrily at Asch.]

[dissonates]

[AAAAHHH-

...Wait, this thing is kind of pathetic and fail.]

What the hell is this.

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[hold on climbing onto the back of the couch to be taller and thus more intimidating]

[dissonates]

[It's not working, buddy.]

This isn't your house. Get out!

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[WHAT

ALL RIGHT LET'S FIGHT OVER IT]

[dissonates]

[BRING IT ON, REDCHEEKS, HE CAN TAKE YOU.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[HOPPING OVER TO YOU, PUFFED WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY

HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE HIS SUPREMACY, YOU STUPID NAKED COCKATIEL]

[dissonates]

[STARING YOU DOWN, YOU STUPID FEATHER-COVERED IDIOT BIRD

HE IS NOT BUDGING, NOT FOR YOU OR ANYONE ELSE]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[RAH FLYING AT YOUR FACE]

[dissonates]

[OH SHI-

BATTING AT. GET AWAY.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

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[dissonates]

[....Shit, he killed it?]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]