dissonates: by <lj site="livejournal.com" user="dizzily"> (pissed off/irritated)
Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] dissonates) wrote2009-12-19 12:01 am

[Accidental Voice]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

[identity profile] cockatielbangs.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[LET'S FLY AT YOU AGAIN.

This time he's going to miss completely and bounce off the doorframe. The couch breaks his fall and he waggles his legs wildly before rolling over and righting himself. He stalks to the armrest of the couch and hops on it to squawk angrily at Asch.]

[identity profile] cockatielbangs.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[hold on climbing onto the back of the couch to be taller and thus more intimidating]

[identity profile] cockatielbangs.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT

ALL RIGHT LET'S FIGHT OVER IT]

[identity profile] cockatielbangs.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HOPPING OVER TO YOU, PUFFED WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY

HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE HIS SUPREMACY, YOU STUPID NAKED COCKATIEL]

[identity profile] cockatielbangs.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[-wait no, he was just stunned. He's got his second wind.]

[identity profile] cockatielbangs.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Because you are Bros.

This cockatiel appears to have accepted your presence in his domain. Feel grateful to have escaped this encounter with your life.]