[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

Comments

[dissonates]

[AAAAHHH-

...Wait, this thing is kind of pathetic and fail.]

What the hell is this.

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[hold on climbing onto the back of the couch to be taller and thus more intimidating]

[dissonates]

[It's not working, buddy.]

This isn't your house. Get out!

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[WHAT

ALL RIGHT LET'S FIGHT OVER IT]

[dissonates]

[BRING IT ON, REDCHEEKS, HE CAN TAKE YOU.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[HOPPING OVER TO YOU, PUFFED WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY

HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE HIS SUPREMACY, YOU STUPID NAKED COCKATIEL]

[dissonates]

[STARING YOU DOWN, YOU STUPID FEATHER-COVERED IDIOT BIRD

HE IS NOT BUDGING, NOT FOR YOU OR ANYONE ELSE]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[RAH FLYING AT YOUR FACE]

[dissonates]

[OH SHI-

BATTING AT. GET AWAY.]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

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[dissonates]

[....Shit, he killed it?]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[-wait no, he was just stunned. He's got his second wind.]

[dissonates]

[Oh. Phew.

...WAIT WHY DOES HE CARE!?]

[cockatielbangs.livejournal.com]

[Because you are Bros.

This cockatiel appears to have accepted your presence in his domain. Feel grateful to have escaped this encounter with your life.]

[dissonates]

[...You know what? He just does. Not. Care. At this point.]