[Voice / Action]

[dissonates]

I need to speak with one of the Malnosso.


[Today, Asch is all over the place. First to the plaza, to check the item bazaar for a few things; next, to the north edge of the village, above the houses, his favourite spot to blow shit up practice his fonic artes; finally, to the opposite edge, sword practice against the targets inside the barracks. He's gotten so restless since Luke's disappearance and he needs to stay on the move to avoid going crazy.

Feel free to bother him at any of those locations or even en route; he could use some socializing.]

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[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

My next endeavor is an electric can opener! After I figure out how to put the coffee maker back together.

[Action]

[dissonates]

You're going to ruin this for everyone else. [That doesn't make it any less amusing, mind you.]

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

What, ruin how? Look Asch, I've got a scientific mind. I need to find out how these things work or I can't use them.

[Action]

[dissonates]

What the hell is wrong with using something just because it's there to be used? Isn't that the point of machinery?

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Yeah but what if it breaks? I'll know how to fix it! And make it better.

[Action]

[dissonates]

...Make it better? It makes coffee. Are you going to 'fix' it so it makes biscuits, too?

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[GASP]

[Action]

[dissonates]

[.....]

No.

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Please?

[Action]

[dissonates]

[NO.]

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

...all right.

[So. So depressed over here.]

[Action]

[dissonates]

[....OH FOR LORELEI'S SAKE]

Guy, you can't be serious.

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[Yes he was.]

[Action]

[dissonates]

[....Guh.] If I say yes, are you going to blow up the kitchen?

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Why would I do something like that? Really Asch, have faith in me. I'm not Dist.

[Action]

[dissonates]

...Guy, making machines was the one thing he was competent at.

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, they were good, but once we beat them they always broke down or exploded in the most dramatic ways.

[Action]

[dissonates]

That's because they're like children to him. It wouldn't be right if they didn't die in dramatic ways.

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

...that's a bit of a strange way to show your appreciation for your creations, but whatever.

[Action]

[dissonates]

Dist is a strange person. [....] And I made it up.

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Asch, geez. Don't do that to me, I believed you.

[Action]

[dissonates]

How trusting of you. [Yeah he's smirking now.]

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Is that so surprising?

[Action]

[dissonates]

Not surprising. Amusing.

[Action]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

Hey, c'mon. That's not something to be amused about.