[Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's a brief shuffle, and a strained gasp, before a voice speaks up. Someone's back from a little excursion with John. He doesn't have the energy to lock it.]

...Guy?

Some... help.

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[Guy would like to clap a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter, but he's holding a tray. So he snorts and kind of purses his lips, which doesn't work so well and he just ends up hurrying back to the kitchen before Asch can hear any more.]

I have to use it again because no other icon properly displays his rage

[dissonates]

[His retreat will be followed by a string of expletives and the sound of tearing fabric. Finally, amidst still more cursing, a loud hum and a very small explosion.]

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[SOMETHING IN THEIR HOUSE JUST EXPLODED.

Guy leaves the tray in the kitchen and heads back, cracking the door open.]

[dissonates]

[NAKED ASCH FACE-DOWN AND TWITCHING ON THE BED]

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[...IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMICAL SITUATION?!

Guy heads over and sits on the edge of the bed, resting a hand on Asch's shoulder and shaking him.] Asch.

1/idk fuck

[dissonates]

[Asch doesn't move, face buried against a pillow.]

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lj seriously this is for effect

[dissonates]

oh fine done

[dissonates]

.....Women's underwear.

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[Asch is going to get PTSD from lingerie.]

I noticed. I'm guessing it's not yours, then.

[dissonates]

[jskdfhkjdf] Of course it's not mine! [Said underwear is now conspicuously absent, thankfully.]

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[This means that John had intentionally dressed Asch in women's underwear.]

I guess that's his reward for giving you back your hyperresonance.

[dissonates]

[The very idea is beyond horrifying.]

How the hell is this a reward!?

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I'm not sure, but then again I'm not into that kind of thing.

But no harm done! I'm the only one who saw it, [and though he won't be forgetting it for a long, LONG time] and it's not like I'll be telling anybody else.

[dissonates]

[................]

But I'm going to be hearing about it later.

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Only if you want to.

[dissonates]

[You get a look, Guy. Because what do you think.]

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All right then, I guess that's settled. Let's just put that mess behind us now.

[dissonates]

[Asch mutters something reasonably agreeable and goes back to getting dressed. Uuuugh, what the hell, Malnosso.]

Weren't you getting tea?

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[...Asch you make this too easy.]

I was, but then I saw you crossdressing and then you exploded, so I took it back to the kitchen.

[dissonates]

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I wasn't crossdressing!!

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Well, maybe not on purpose.

[dissonates]

I wasn't! It was forced on me!

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I'll go get your tea while you get dressed.

Preferably in clothes that suit you a little better.

[dissonates]

Guy!!

[HE KNOWS YOU'RE LAUGHING.]