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[So Asch's hyperresonance has been giving him issues since his return, which has made for some interesting new decor in house #5 - like the hole in his bedroom, giving him a nice view of the hallway - but he's been slowly getting it back, at least to the point where it's been manageable. But every now and then he has these little bursts, for various reasons. Like this morning, when he gets up to make coffee. Gets coffee grinds in his face. Sneezes.

And subsequently blasts a massive hole through the roof of house #5. Oops?

Thus, within a few hours, Asch is up on the roof with some materials, banging away at making something of a repair with his grand construction skills. That is to say, he's pretty much making a mess into a bigger mess. ...Not to mention completely failing to realize that houses regenerate when damaged. AWESOME LOGIC IS GO!

His journal's in his belt, so a particularly clumsy swing and bump of the arm ends up recording a few loud bangs and a stream of cussing worthy of the sailor.]

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[He knows about that too now, but he won't mention it- it's a matter of pride now, and somewhat of secrecy. The fewer people who notice what's been going on, the better. He'll just keep scratching her fur instead.]

I haven't seen you for a while. Don't misbehave too much. [Though he's pretty sure she will.]

[That earns an indignant sound - as much as a wolf can give, and then a huff as she lifts her head. Her? Misbehave? PAH!

... Of course, the both of them know full well that that's exactly what she'll do. The sooner he finishes with this, the sooner she'll get into said mischief.]

[PAH, indeed. He knows you, mutt. And speaking of knowing-]

And I bet you're hungry, too. You can't misbehave on an empty stomach.

[Is that... playfulness in his tone? Nah...]

[PAH, that is indeed playfulness in his tone, but it's not like Ammy can point it out. Well. Her head might quirk up a bit before she plays the part. She lets out a long, piiiitiful sigh/whine and hangs her head, then glances up at him with wide eyes. I believe you humans call it the puppy eyes?]

[Oh, bull, you're not fooling anyone. You're not hungry, you just want to eat. ALL THE TIME. Rolling his eyes slightly, he pushes a board out of the way and slides down the hole into Natalia's old room, then to the next one down- the kitchen, naturally. He's learned to have meat handy for Miss Piggy, by now.]

[WHO ARE YOU CALLING MISS PIGGY. Buuut anyway, Ammy follows him down, first landing in the old room, then the kitchen. She looks up at the hole once she's down there - daaaamn, Squishy, what DID you eat?]

[He hasn't eaten anything, he's been busy fixing this crap. It's pretty noticable that there was no wreckage an actual explosion- pretty much just looks like it was vaporized. Nice and neat, at least.

Asch isn't paying attention to her or where her attention is, instead sifting through the fridge to get her some meat. ...And maybe something for him too; breakfast is important. Within a few moments, lunch is served!]

You can have the fish. Guy won't notice for a day or two.

[Fish? Hahaha, it looks like she's won against you again, Guy! Ammy takes her eyes off of the hole and heads on over to the fish instead, where it doesn't take her long at all to gobble it all up! Mmmm, meat is good. Meat is very good. Don't you agree, Asch?]

[Yes, meat is very good. Very good indeed. But fish isn't meat, fish is toxic waste disguised as food. You enjoy that, he'll be having sliced chicken.]

I can't believe you eat that stuff.

[Fish are an excellent source of protein, sir. 8| And she just raises the ridges above her eyes to give him a look as she eats her last few bites. Don't you know that she'd eat anything? Well, aside from chocolate. Chocolate is such a temptress.

... Saaay, are you going to eat that slice there?]

[Of course he is. Stop staring at it. You can't have it.

....

....

Oh fine, >:| But don't ask for more.]

[Oh Asch, that's like asking the sun to stop shining. Mmmmmmmm, meat. ♥ Of course, it's pretty much gone in seconds. She won't "ask" again, though, just stare up at the hole again. She's seriously wondering what happened to it.]

[She's probably going to keep whining about it, too, if he doesn't respond. Decisions, decisions...]

It was an accident- something I did. Don't concern yourself with it.

[Oooh. ... Well then, she'll tilt her head towards it with an "Aroo?". Want her to fix it?]

[What? No. This is man's work. It's important that he get it done soon. Without any help, because awesome do-it-yourself-ers don't ask for help.

...YES HE IS A DO-IT-YOURSELF-ER SHUT UP]

What?

[Asch you are a noble and nobles generally don't do anything.

To make her point, Ammy paints in a small portion of the hole in the roof with her mind's eye, and in a flash, that part of the roof fixes itself. There's still some damage left over if Asch wants to Be a Man, but at least this shaves off an hour or so of work?]

[...FFFF THAT'S RIGHT, SHE CAN DO THAT. Hm... now it's kind of tempting. He could either be a man and fix it... horribly, or get teased equally horribly. This is a troublesome decision.]

...Can you actually fix it all?

[Of course she can! And she'll do just that. First, she'll fix the hole in the roof, making it look as good as new again... then look at Asch. How about the other hole?]

[...W-well. That's pretty good, actually. But his pride, man, his pride.]

...I hate fixing things.

[TAKE YOUR CHANCE AMMY.]

[She'll take that as a go ahead. So, in a matter of seconds, that part is fixed, too! Now your whole house is as good as new! Well, the roofs are, anyway. She looks over at him with a wagging tail. Isn't it awesome looking now?]

[Huh. That is pretty awesome, not that he'll admit as much. Or even say thank you. Asch you're such a douche.

...He does crouch down to give her a good, thorough petting, though. He's not entirely tactless.]

[But that's thanks enough. In fact, pettings feel much nicer than a word of thanks! So, Ammy leans into that with a quiet sound of contentment, shutting her eyes to enjoy it further. Mmmm, pettings. ♥]

[Pet pet pet. Your fur is addictive.]

It'd probably be too much to ask if you have something that can clean up the place.

[That probably would be too much to ask.

She'll say this by jumping him.

... To wrestle. That's all. :| ]

[sahjkdhjsfjs AAAHH DOG ATTACK SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE]

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