[Action / ...sort of Voice] forward-dated to morning

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[So Asch's hyperresonance has been giving him issues since his return, which has made for some interesting new decor in house #5 - like the hole in his bedroom, giving him a nice view of the hallway - but he's been slowly getting it back, at least to the point where it's been manageable. But every now and then he has these little bursts, for various reasons. Like this morning, when he gets up to make coffee. Gets coffee grinds in his face. Sneezes.

And subsequently blasts a massive hole through the roof of house #5. Oops?

Thus, within a few hours, Asch is up on the roof with some materials, banging away at making something of a repair with his grand construction skills. That is to say, he's pretty much making a mess into a bigger mess. ...Not to mention completely failing to realize that houses regenerate when damaged. AWESOME LOGIC IS GO!

His journal's in his belt, so a particularly clumsy swing and bump of the arm ends up recording a few loud bangs and a stream of cussing worthy of the sailor.]

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[dissonates]

[BANG. BANG. BANG. He's determined to drown you guys out but seriously guys, SERIOUSLY, CAN YOU NOT SEE YOU ARE IMPEDING PROGRESS HERE.

He's also apparently determined not to explode. He may or may not succeed.]

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[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Pshaw, progress is relative. ]

I could always let him borrow a tarp if it does, wouldn't want all their stuff getting wet.

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[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

That would be the neighborly thing to do. Do we have one big enough for it?

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[dissonates]

[OH MY GOD SHUT UP DOWN THERE, HE CANNOT WORK WITH YOU SUBTLY MOCKING HIS EVERY MOVE. YOU. YOU. YOOOOUUUUUU.

...

And that's about the time when a loose board gets flung in their direction. Think fast.]

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[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ But all that fast-thinking is saved for their incredible wit! BE RIGHT BACK, PWNED BY A BOARD.]

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[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

EEK! [AHHH FLAIL. W-Well. >.> At least it wasn't him.] Ahh! You should be careful with those things!

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[dissonates]

[And here comes another one.] Stop talking about me like I'm not right here!!

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[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ We'll say recovering from the first one puts him out of range of the second one, please ;; ]

O-oi! You could have just said something instead of throwing wood at us, you know! You're wasting perfectly good material like that!

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[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

You could have put a hole into our roof that way!

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[dissonates]

Maybe if I did you'd have something to do besides harass me.

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[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ Usopp doesn't think the roof could take it. ]

We're not harassing you, we didn't even talk to you. [ >__> ]

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[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

It was a simple observation, really. You do live next door, after all! How could we not talk amongst ourselves about it?

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[dissonates]

How about you try "observing" how annoyed I am and go away.

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[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

You don't have to be such a jerk about it. [ >_____> ]