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[After getting violently ejected from his own house, Asch has set up temporary shop in Good Spirits until he figures out where to go (and whether or not to try and evict Guy and get his house back). Since Guy apparently hit his head and can't even remember working there, Asch is hoping that the bar will be the last place he'll have to worry about running into Guy again. And it's not like dealing with the shop is particularly hard; all you have to do is pour drinks and listen to people's griping, and what good is a replica if he can't do that in Asch's place? ...The listening part, anyway. Floating glasses of alcohol might give people the wrong idea.

So in short, Asch will be doing two things today: shopping and carrying groceries back to the bar to stock up, or hanging out in the bar and trying not to attempt to murder his invisible companion. Stupid drecks and their attempts at impressing him. He's not really used to being around a lot of people, so he easily forgets that he's the only one who can see Luke. Thus:]

I already told you to keep your feet on the ground. You could at least pretend to be normal.

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Shut up! Stop doing that, I don't need help.

[....]

Just be quiet already!!

[...Yeah he's a little crazy in public this week.]

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[Why is this a common occurrence? Does the universe hate them that much?]

I hope so. [Like a proclamation of his own doom.]

[Oh god no.] Don't try so hard.

Stop calling me "boy". You could at least use my name if you're going to insult me.

There's other species aside from humans here. [But whatever, who cares.] So who the hell are you?

[... what is this, why has everyone forgotten him? This is rather insulting.]

I'm Ratatosk, or is your memory really that bad?

[Short answer? Yes. Long answer? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees.]

At least you didn't wake up in bed with an enemy.

[....What. What. That's Ratatosk?]

...What happened to Emil?

... who the hell is that?

[...Oh, great. Another screwed up memory. Asch waves absently as Luke starts to protest, eyes narrowing.]

Nevermind. What do you want?

I want to know what the hell he's doing here after he got sent back home a while ago and there haven't been any new arrivals in months.

[He gestures at Luke's spectral form.]

Sent home? He's been with me all this time.

[Luke smiles and waves, because surprise! He has. Honest.]

[Woke up in bed with an enemy? You poor man. That'll ruin a day. Or a week.]

You survived, at least.

As you wish...Luke. [Now about that drink.]

[You're getting a glare for that.] That's not my name.

[hjksdfhdf]

I never said it was me!

[Mmmhmm, sure. Calmly drinking his beer.] It happened to someone.

[Since Tai had the idea that approaching people in this form would be easier? 100 years ago?

Buuut since this is making Asch freak out, he transforms back into a wolf. wtf, man.]

[But daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Also, pouting, though whether or not that's a conscious action has yet to be determined.]

[...ouch. And she's heard that before, too.]

Why?

[Crap, he's really doomed now. Now how is he supposed to save face?

...Shut up, replica, it's not funny.

Okay, first thing is to get the topic off of him.]

If your comrade is a girl now, you should enjoy it.

[Stop pouting, it's unbecoming on a girl. And Asch is v. unimpressed.]

...If you could change into a human like that, why haven't you done it before?

[Oh fine. :( Ted, seeing as she's getting nowhere, decides to give up and focus on something else ~~after finishing her drink~~.] How many recipes do you know for drinks?

[Huh, that surprises him. He thought they were closer than that.] You're his friend. He hasn't told you?

I don't know, I've never counted. Twenty or so, maybe.

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