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[dissonates]

... Replica, what the hell is that garbage dripping all over the stove. I swear to Lorelei you should be banned from the kitchen. Your food is unfit for rappigs. I need to get out of this house before you poison me.

If I catch you unsupervised in the kitchen again I will end you. I'd do it anyway but Guy would bitch

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[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, it's not that bad.

[dissonates]

...Come into the kitchen and smell it and then try telling me that.

[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

....

I still say it's not that bad.

[dissonates]

You're an idiot and you have horrible taste in food. What the hell did Guy feed you in the manor?!

[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

Same things he fed you, I'm assuming...

[dissonates]

Then explain to me why your standards are so pathetic.

[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

They're not pathtic. You're just picky.

[dissonates]

No, I like my food to taste like food, not trash out of someone's compost heap.

[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

Well, either you can keep complaining or you can tell me what I did wrong here.

[dissonates]

For one, you let it sit on the stove for god-knows how long until it looked like toxic sludge. I don't even want to know what it started out as.

[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

It started as soup.

[dissonates]

...What kind of soup.

[wingedreplica.livejournal.com]

... cream of chicken.

[cherub-gardios.livejournal.com]

Come on, it's not the worst I've seen.

[dissonates]

No, it's not Natalia's

That doesn't mean it's acceptable.

[cherub-gardios.livejournal.com]

At least he's trying. Sure, I suppose I should talk to him about cleaning up after himself, but I'm glad he's practicing instead of shoving it onto someone else.

[dissonates]

Hmph. He should at least ask someone you to watch him so the food is half-decent.

[cherub-gardios.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like he's-

Okay, so he is seven, but you know what I mean. I don't need to watch him like he's a toddler.

[dissonates]

....

He's messy, he's loud, he's whiny, he's constantly crying for attention, and he's irritating as hell. Sounds like a toddler to me.

And you're his babysitter.

[cherub-gardios.livejournal.com]

Really? I don't think so. Personally, I think he's come an awful long way for a seven-year-old.

Well, I guess so, in a sense. Not so much; I ended up following him around, at some point along the way.

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[dissonates]

....He has a hell of a lot of growing to do before I can acknowledge him as anything but what I see.

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[cherub-gardios.livejournal.com]

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Well, it's not like I can control your opinion of him.

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[dissonates]

That would defeat the whole point of it being an opinion.

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[cherub-gardios.livejournal.com]

Any particular reason you're being argumentative, or are you just annoyed by the kitchen mess?

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[dissonates]

Do I need a reason to be pissed off at him?