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Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] dissonates) wrote2012-02-18 03:21 pm

[Action]

[Missions suck as much as, if not moreso than, the drafts. Asch has decided this. It's not just that he'd been sent on an uncomfortably-outnumbered solo mission, it's not just that his health problems had reared their ugly heads in the middle of it and nearly gotten him killed, it's not just he'd had to rely on luck and skill to keep him alive with zero ability to heal himself despite being a Seventh Fonist.

No, at this point, mostly? It's the fact that once it's all over, and the Malnosso saw fit to send him back to the village, he finds himself floundering underwater.

Bastards, is his second thought, since his first is a string of expletives that would do a sailor proud. Thankfully he's only a couple of feet or so from where his feet can touch solid ground, so within a minute he's slogging towards the shore, soaking wet and pulling seaweed from his hair. Damn. Bastards.

Not that the shore is much better. There's apparently something going on - the usual love experiment, no doubt - and he's managed to get dumped right in the middle of it. They probably did that on purpose. He can't do anything while soaked as he is, though, so his first order of business is to get changed. There isn't much selection, but within a few minutes he's got his uniform hung out to dry and is wearing a suit and a long, dark blue bathrobe. It's humiliating, but it's better than freezing to death back in the village.

Since he has to wait for his clothes and hair to dry in the sun, Asch will be hanging around the beach area, available for chatting, fruity goodness, and whatnot. Come and bother the cranky one! (He is unaffected by the normal love stuff, btw.)]
herotypical: [ social ; snarky ; angry ; spike ] (✝ when we're grey and old)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-24 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...Who knows, then. Maybe once upon a time, the monsters were just legends.

[ she glances back at the rest of the shore. wondering if she had perhaps outstayed her welcome. ]
herotypical: [ wtf ; angry ] (✝ and told you goodbye)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-24 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes me wonder if things'll ever chance at home. If we went public with the whole vamp and demon thing...

[ most likely the first. maybe a little bit of the second. ]
herotypical: [ snarky ; neutral ] (✝ fit to drink)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-24 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...The Slayer works just a little bit outside the law. Besides -- official-types? Wouldn't know how to deal. They'd just bring guns.

Guns never help.
herotypical: [ angry ; hands on hips ; arms ] (✝ more powerful)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-24 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Both. Sorta. In multiples.
herotypical: [ happy ] (✝ we wear scarves just like a noose)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-25 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
...Not to mention that it's also a major faux-pas to slay the souled.
herotypical: [ sad ; neutral ] (✝ we're splitting atoms)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-26 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I fight demons. Not -- y'know, humans. Or even peaceful demons, to be honest. Just the demons who are out to end the world or snack on folks.
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ] (✝ i am displaced)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-27 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ sharply: ] Here's not home.
herotypical: [ neutral ; angry ; snark ] (✝ i'm the hero of the story)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-28 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
...The soul thing? Not everyone has it back home, either.
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ] (✝ beat me up on the beach)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-29 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Because the job description is to protect the world from vampires, demons, and the forces of evil. Human baddies? Well -- I let the human authorities take care of that.
herotypical: [ sad ; angry ; wtf ] (✝ we're just good friends)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-30 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Indiscriminate killing should be something avoided for more than just dodging the strap. I protect people -- kinda hard to do that when you're killing them.
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ] (✝ he kindly stopped for me)

[personal profile] herotypical 2012-03-31 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
I once...thought that I'd killed a girl. Even by accident. It didn't feel just like a morality issue. I knew I'd done something wrong.