dissonates: <user name=fontech> (couldn't care less.)
Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] dissonates) wrote2014-02-07 12:44 am

[voice/action]

[Uuuuugh, he really doesn't want to do this. Human resources has literally never been his department. Even when he was prepping to become the eventual king of Kimlasca, he had certain social issues that should've been worked on; growing up in Daath and earning a reputation fitting for Asch the Bloody just made them worse.

But he's tired of spending an absurd amount of hours at a bar that he can't decide whether or not he even likes anymore just because no one else is available, especially with half the staff missing. When Norma doesn't even bother showing up to work for several days in a row that basically cements it.]


...Good Spirits is hiring. Come to the bar this afternoon for an interview if you're interested in joining the staff.

[And that's pretty much where he'll be. As usual. But don't expect to get the job just because you show up!! ...Actually, that's might just make him less inclined to hire you, which is the very definition of counter-productive. The standards of Asch the Bloody are high, indeed. The Gordon Ramsey of bartenders]


[[ooc: Good Spirits info post for those interested]]
knightofratatosk: (Endless sky)

[Action]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2014-03-13 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A cherry boat...

[Okay, that sounds interesting, and now Emil kind of wants to see it for himself.]

Do you think you could make one for me? You know, just to see what it tastes like.
feathersharp: ((casual) don't barf all over my car)

[Action]

[personal profile] feathersharp 2014-03-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not some irresponsible moron, oi. I'd at least get someone else in to replace me.

[Never mind that he sort of didn't do that when he quit the Jetters that one time.
Edited 2014-03-14 01:10 (UTC)
foundafamily: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] foundafamily 2014-03-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't get smart. Who's gonna want to work for someone who's a disgrace to his profession?
universal_charm: (Default)

Re: action;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2014-03-14 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)

Finger food sounds fancy, you know that don't you? Or do you mean just like dropping fries and some chicken in a fryer? If kids at the fast food joints can learn it, I can too.

knightofratatosk: (Happy smile)

[Action]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2014-03-16 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Probably, given that Emil doesn't tend to drink that often at all. It's usually only on special occasions or when he's in a certain mood. But he's curious this time, so he watches intently as Asch mixes the drink and then sets it in front of him.

Wow... that looks really tasty.]


It looks more like orange juice than anything alcoholic, if you ask me. But it smells delicious!
foundafamily: (1.1)

[voice]

[personal profile] foundafamily 2014-03-16 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow. He was almost worried he wouldn't get a reaction out of that.]

I'm not doin' anything else right now, so sure. Just gimme a minute.

[He actually likes that bar, so he wishes it hadn't come to this. Even though this is entirely his fault.]

You want me to bring a weapon so you can duel for your honor or somethin'?
foundafamily: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] foundafamily 2014-03-16 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH SNAP.

He's glad this is voice and not video so Asch can't see his jaw drop at that. Thanks to his anger, though, he recovers quickly enough to shout back:
]

Fine! I wouldn't wanna go to a place like that anyway. Your attitude is probably what makes the booze taste so bad.

[It tastes better than anything else in Luceti, but like hell is he going to admit that now.]
knightofratatosk: (Scarf)

[Action]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2014-03-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I know, but the smell is an important part of how something tastes. You wouldn't want to eat something that smelled gross, right?

[That much is just basic logic.]
universal_charm: (Default)

Re: action;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2014-03-17 03:54 am (UTC)(link)

No one comes to a bar for a genuine meal.

[ Duh, Asch. ]

You come for beer and you come for something to clog your arteries.

foundafamily: (Default)

[voice]

[personal profile] foundafamily 2014-03-18 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Firo has a pretty distinctive (read: annoying) voice, so that alone is probably enough to recognize him.]

Don't blame others for your screw ups.
universal_charm: (Default)

Re: action;

[personal profile] universal_charm 2014-03-18 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)

[ That's how most of his superiors feel. ]

Right, so, when do I get to learn the art of the fryer?

knightofratatosk: (Shiny)

[Action]

[personal profile] knightofratatosk 2014-03-19 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope, no implications here, because he's now picking it up to take an experimental sip. And...]

This really is good! You're right, it doesn't taste like alcohol at all.

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