[voice/action]

[dissonates]

[Uuuuugh, he really doesn't want to do this. Human resources has literally never been his department. Even when he was prepping to become the eventual king of Kimlasca, he had certain social issues that should've been worked on; growing up in Daath and earning a reputation fitting for Asch the Bloody just made them worse.

But he's tired of spending an absurd amount of hours at a bar that he can't decide whether or not he even likes anymore just because no one else is available, especially with half the staff missing. When Norma doesn't even bother showing up to work for several days in a row that basically cements it.]

...Good Spirits is hiring. Come to the bar this afternoon for an interview if you're interested in joining the staff.

[And that's pretty much where he'll be. As usual. But don't expect to get the job just because you show up!! ...Actually, that's might just make him less inclined to hire you, which is the very definition of counter-productive. The standards of Asch the Bloody are high, indeed. The Gordon Ramsey of bartenders]


[[ooc: Good Spirits info post for those interested]]

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[Voice]

[yourfononsarewhack]

[Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Jade does like to keep an eye on the former enemy.]

And what if I elect to apply for a position of my own choosing?

[Voice]

[dissonates]

[....Jade, please.]

You'd be fired. Immediately.

[No one wants to work with you.]

[Voice]

[yourfononsarewhack]

Now, now. You can't get far in a business with an attitude like that. I haven't even told you yet what position I would like.

[Voice]

[dissonates]

I already know what sort of position you'd be after.

[Action]

[feathersharp]

[Well, since he doesn't have anything better to do, especially since now that he's taxi-less (not that this place really needs that much in the way of vehicles), Birdy decides to go check out what this job call is about. He's here on a regular basis anyway; might as well be a little more productive about it.

He strides inside Good Spirits and heads for the bar counter.]

Oi, I heard you guys were hiring?

[Action]

[dissonates]

[...Is that a giant talking bird?

And here he thought he'd seen everything in this place.]

Potentially. For those who're qualified.

[Action]

[feathersharp]

Well, I haven't done bartending before. But I got customer service experience and I know how to make a couple of drinks already.

[Nothing fancy, just things he picked up from drinking at bars back in his world.]

[voice]

[foundafamily]

What exactly are you hirin' for?

[As desperate as he is for something to do, Firo wants to know exactly what he may be trying to get himself into.]

[voice]

[dissonates]

[Strike one against him: inability to follow instructions.]

...Either bartending or serving.

[voice]

[foundafamily]

[And it'll probably only get worse.]

All right. And how do you make sure you don't get a bartender who'll poison your customers?

[He's mostly joking.]

[ACTION!]

[elevatoravatar]

Good Spirits, eh? Now that sounds like a place where someone who is well versed in drawing magic circles and monitoring the personas needed to fuse more powerful ones would thrive. That and she's bored. But more it sounds like its SIMILAR to her old duties in the Velvet Room.

Either way, Elizabeth heads to the place and walks in cheerfully, her compendium tucked under her arm as she flings the door open.

"HELLO! I have come to discuss the position of one who is good with spirits!"

[ACTION!]

[dissonates]

For Asch his two first impressions are this: One, that she is entirely too cheerful for a job interview, and two, that her phrasing implies that she may have misinterpreted his advertisement. Either that or she's awkward like that. Neither really bodes well.

"'Good with spirits'?"

[ACTION!]

[elevatoravatar]

"Oh yes! I have over two hundred spirits pulled from the sea of the soul and bound into persona."

She pulls out her compendium, "I have examples here and while not all of them are classically good, they were all of the highest of quality!"

[swordprincess]

[Getting a job somewhere that doesn't involve fighting? It sounds like a good way to keep occupied and get to know people without being engrossed in battle all the time. Unfortunately, Karla still has the problem of feeling under the weather. She clears her throat before speaking quietly.]

...Do you suppose I can interview another day?

[When she's not feeling like shit?]

[dissonates]

...Depends on whether or not the position has been filled by the time you get here.

[He doesn't want to spend days doing interviews, ew. That's too much social exposure.]

[swordprincess]

All right...I'll come when I'm ready.

[So she's...partially safe for now. If not, there's sure to be more openings in the future.]

...How many people are you looking for?

[etherion]

Do you have to be a certain age, or know how to mix drinks? [Cause both of those are no gos, but she can dance! Entertain! And probably serve tables or something.]

[dissonates]

Neither, for the serving position. As long as you're old enough to balance a tray or take orders, I guess.

[etherion]

Sounds easy enough! Who do I go to talk to?

[Action]

[knightofratatosk]

[Emil will show up at the bar all right, but it's not because he's interested in becoming a bartender. No, he's just in the mood for some good hot chocolate.

But Asch doesn't know that, of course.]

Hi Asch! Have you gotten a lot of applicants for that bartender position?

[Action]

[dissonates]

[Asch quirks a brow. Out of all the people he might have guessed would show up for this, Emil is not really one on his list.]

A few. Nothing solid yet.

[Maybe he just chased them away by being a tyrant in general, who really knows.]

[Action]

[knightofratatosk]

Really?

[He sounds surprised.]

I would've thought you'd get a lot of people. You know, because of getting to work with alcohol and all that.

action;

[universal_charm]

<sub>[ In all his time at Luceti, he had never really thought about a "job". This past time mostly because he had been spending the majority of his time recovering and training after a very real brush with death, but he was finally feeling at least halfway back to his old self. And with a full apartment, well...

Shrugging on some real clothes and not the ones he had been working on his bike in, he made his way down to the Bar, which he frequented, even though he had to cut back on the actual alcohol intake right now since he wasn't sure what sort of real shape his liver was in. He didn't think it'd thank him for the extra stress. ]</sub>

If you're still looking for people, I'm up for taking some shifts.

action;

[dissonates]

[Oh.

You.

...Wait, why does he dislike this guy again?]

Is that how people introduce themselves for an interview in your universe?

[Because it sucks.]

Re: action;

[universal_charm]

_{[ Something to do with Luke and being in Luceti Valley awhile ago, but it was a foggy memory at best for him. ]}

The way I got all my jobs? Pretty much, yeah.

_{[ Last one he had been recruited for, but same difference. ]}

Hey, I bet I know my way around a bar better than anyone else who's come to take up the offer.