Asch the Bloody (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dissonates) wrote2014-02-07 12:44 am
dissonates) wrote2014-02-07 12:44 am
Entry tags:
- !action,
- !voice,
- come and work at good spirits!,
- don't come and work at good spirits,
- he would be literally the worst boss,
- it takes him months not to hate people,
- just imagine working with him,
- on a daily basis,
- people get headaches in his presence,
- seriously though we do need more people,
- the chance of getting hired is still low,
- you're a bully asch
[voice/action]
[Uuuuugh, he really doesn't want to do this. Human resources has literally never been his department. Even when he was prepping to become the eventual king of Kimlasca, he had certain social issues that should've been worked on; growing up in Daath and earning a reputation fitting for Asch the Bloody just made them worse.
But he's tired of spending an absurd amount of hours at a bar that he can't decide whether or not he even likes anymore just because no one else is available, especially with half the staff missing. When Norma doesn't even bother showing up to work for several days in a row that basically cements it.]
...Good Spirits is hiring. Come to the bar this afternoon for an interview if you're interested in joining the staff.
[And that's pretty much where he'll be. As usual. But don't expect to get the job just because you show up!! ...Actually, that's might just make him less inclined to hire you, which is the very definition of counter-productive. The standards of Asch the Bloody are high, indeed.The Gordon Ramsey of bartenders]
[[ooc: Good Spirits info post for those interested]]
But he's tired of spending an absurd amount of hours at a bar that he can't decide whether or not he even likes anymore just because no one else is available, especially with half the staff missing. When Norma doesn't even bother showing up to work for several days in a row that basically cements it.]
...Good Spirits is hiring. Come to the bar this afternoon for an interview if you're interested in joining the staff.
[And that's pretty much where he'll be. As usual. But don't expect to get the job just because you show up!! ...Actually, that's might just make him less inclined to hire you, which is the very definition of counter-productive. The standards of Asch the Bloody are high, indeed.
[[ooc: Good Spirits info post for those interested]]
[Action]
Not much else to do here.
[And at least it would be somewhat familiar.]
[Action]
[He's not impressed.]
[Action]
You expecting some kinda license or something?
[WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT SERVING DRINKS TO PEOPLE, GOSH]
[Action]
[Action]
[Never mind that he sort of didn't do that when he quit the Jetters that one time.
[Action]
[Now you're backpedaling? He's not buying it, chump.]
[Action]
Anyway, it's like I said. I don't see anything better to do around this place. Where else would I even go?
[Action]
[He's still not impressed by the lackluster work ethic.]
[Action]
never mind that bartendering is roughly the same thing; but at least bartendering has booze]Tch, fine, whatever. I see I'm wasting my time here.
[If some unreasonable grumpface like Asch is going to be his boss then Birdy would rather deal with more boredom and aimlessness on his own time.
So he just turns and goes to walk out like he hadn't just completely botched a job interview.]