Asch the Bloody (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dissonates) wrote2014-02-07 12:44 am
dissonates) wrote2014-02-07 12:44 am
Entry tags:
- !action,
- !voice,
- come and work at good spirits!,
- don't come and work at good spirits,
- he would be literally the worst boss,
- it takes him months not to hate people,
- just imagine working with him,
- on a daily basis,
- people get headaches in his presence,
- seriously though we do need more people,
- the chance of getting hired is still low,
- you're a bully asch
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[Uuuuugh, he really doesn't want to do this. Human resources has literally never been his department. Even when he was prepping to become the eventual king of Kimlasca, he had certain social issues that should've been worked on; growing up in Daath and earning a reputation fitting for Asch the Bloody just made them worse.
But he's tired of spending an absurd amount of hours at a bar that he can't decide whether or not he even likes anymore just because no one else is available, especially with half the staff missing. When Norma doesn't even bother showing up to work for several days in a row that basically cements it.]
...Good Spirits is hiring. Come to the bar this afternoon for an interview if you're interested in joining the staff.
[And that's pretty much where he'll be. As usual. But don't expect to get the job just because you show up!! ...Actually, that's might just make him less inclined to hire you, which is the very definition of counter-productive. The standards of Asch the Bloody are high, indeed.The Gordon Ramsey of bartenders]
[[ooc: Good Spirits info post for those interested]]
But he's tired of spending an absurd amount of hours at a bar that he can't decide whether or not he even likes anymore just because no one else is available, especially with half the staff missing. When Norma doesn't even bother showing up to work for several days in a row that basically cements it.]
...Good Spirits is hiring. Come to the bar this afternoon for an interview if you're interested in joining the staff.
[And that's pretty much where he'll be. As usual. But don't expect to get the job just because you show up!! ...Actually, that's might just make him less inclined to hire you, which is the very definition of counter-productive. The standards of Asch the Bloody are high, indeed.
[[ooc: Good Spirits info post for those interested]]
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I did work with clowns sometimes, yes. But I doubt they're the enjoyable sort you're imagining.
[The Dark Wings were absurd at times, but they were undeniably good at their jobs. And their jobs were not very nice at all.]
Was I supposed to be insulted?
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Wait, you were in the circus?
[His surprise is genuine--he doesn't catch that they're probably not literal clowns. Maybe they're just really bad at being amusing.]
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[Not that he cared where the money he gave to the Dark Wings went. Their side-jobs as circus performers was a useful ruse when they needed to travel freely between cities; otherwise he had no interest in it.]
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[Sure, he barely knows this guy, but he's pretty sure Asch isn't the fun-loving type.]
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Don't say that as if you actually know me!
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[The kind of guy who'd ban a totally innocent person from his bar can't be fun-loving!
...Except, well, Firo isn't totally innocent and he'd do the same to someone else. But still.]
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Even more rude considering Firo doesn't really have anything to say to that. Darn it.]
Yeah, well, you're an ass.
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