You wound me sir.
[He placed a mock hand over his heart, but ducked behind the counter anyways, glancing around to assess where everything was. ]
Do you want me to take drink orders or be a bus boy?
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You wound me sir.
[He placed a mock hand over his heart, but ducked behind the counter anyways, glancing around to assess where everything was. ]
Do you want me to take drink orders or be a bus boy?