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A festival? Are you all idiots? I have better things to do with my time.

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And you're an idiot. Why the hell would I let some stranger rename me?

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Because I'm probably older than your folks, because it's a better name, and because I'm not an idiot.

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I've already told you I don't give a damn about your age, it's an awful name, and you are definitely an idiot.

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It's certainly better than those weird names Henry gave his children. Lord in Heaven, what kind of name is Anju?

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Better than Robert.

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No it isn't. Jeez, are you another one of those Nipon-folk?

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Nipon-folk? I have no idea what that is.

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Nipon, you know, that little island off the coast of the orient? ...I think it's also called Japan or something. Whatever; it's really backwater and the culture's weird.

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I've never heard of it.

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Huh? Weird. The world's all inter-connected these days I hear.

Where're you from anyway Robert?

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Auldrant. I'm not from your world.

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...Is Asch a common name in this Auldrant?

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I doubt it. I've never met anyone who uses it.

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So it must sound just as silly to all your friends!

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What the-- no!

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Why not? It's a silly name, really. It makes you sound like some pile of burnt wood or something.

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That's the point. But I can't expect someone like you to understand.

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Why would you wanna sound like a pile of burnt wood? Do you smell that bad?

Icon is still so appropriate.

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It's supposed to be symbolic.

I apologize for the grandma.

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So you do smell?

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No I do not!

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Oh, so what's it's supposed to symbolize then?

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None of your business!

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Oh, well, whatever.

You have a last name at least?

[dissonates]

No, I don't.