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A festival? Are you all idiots? I have better things to do with my time.

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It's certainly better than those weird names Henry gave his children. Lord in Heaven, what kind of name is Anju?

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Better than Robert.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

No it isn't. Jeez, are you another one of those Nipon-folk?

[dissonates]

Nipon-folk? I have no idea what that is.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Nipon, you know, that little island off the coast of the orient? ...I think it's also called Japan or something. Whatever; it's really backwater and the culture's weird.

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I've never heard of it.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Huh? Weird. The world's all inter-connected these days I hear.

Where're you from anyway Robert?

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Auldrant. I'm not from your world.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

...Is Asch a common name in this Auldrant?

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I doubt it. I've never met anyone who uses it.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

So it must sound just as silly to all your friends!

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What the-- no!

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Why not? It's a silly name, really. It makes you sound like some pile of burnt wood or something.

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That's the point. But I can't expect someone like you to understand.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Why would you wanna sound like a pile of burnt wood? Do you smell that bad?

Icon is still so appropriate.

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It's supposed to be symbolic.

I apologize for the grandma.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

So you do smell?

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No I do not!

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Oh, so what's it's supposed to symbolize then?

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None of your business!

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, whatever.

You have a last name at least?

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No, I don't.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Jeez, way into insult your family.

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Shut up! You don't know anything about me!

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Not really. I know you're a redheaded human from Auldrant who goes by a supposedly symbolic name, Asch, which wasn't your choice. I also know that you have a real name which apparently someone else took and that you don't use your family name anymore and it must just break your mother's heart. You have nice green eyes and you're quite the spirited young man, despite the fact that you're horrendously rude to your elders.

So see, I do know some things.