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[dissonates]

A festival? Are you all idiots? I have better things to do with my time.

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[dissonates]

Auldrant. I'm not from your world.

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...Is Asch a common name in this Auldrant?

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I doubt it. I've never met anyone who uses it.

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So it must sound just as silly to all your friends!

[dissonates]

What the-- no!

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Why not? It's a silly name, really. It makes you sound like some pile of burnt wood or something.

[dissonates]

That's the point. But I can't expect someone like you to understand.

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Why would you wanna sound like a pile of burnt wood? Do you smell that bad?

Icon is still so appropriate.

[dissonates]

It's supposed to be symbolic.

I apologize for the grandma.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

So you do smell?

[dissonates]

No I do not!

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Oh, so what's it's supposed to symbolize then?

[dissonates]

None of your business!

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, whatever.

You have a last name at least?

[dissonates]

No, I don't.

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Jeez, way into insult your family.

[dissonates]

Shut up! You don't know anything about me!

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Not really. I know you're a redheaded human from Auldrant who goes by a supposedly symbolic name, Asch, which wasn't your choice. I also know that you have a real name which apparently someone else took and that you don't use your family name anymore and it must just break your mother's heart. You have nice green eyes and you're quite the spirited young man, despite the fact that you're horrendously rude to your elders.

So see, I do know some things.

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.....

Why are you bothering me?

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Well it's probably somewhere between you reminding me of my grandson -- you'd look right handsome if you grew a beard, by the way -- and that I'm bored.

[dissonates]

You don't look that old.

A beard? Hell no.

[matchbreaking.livejournal.com]

Huh, oh right! Well I watch what I take it, does wonders for the skin! But yeah, how older're you?

Oh come on~ You'd look smashing.

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Hn. I'm 18.

I'm not growing a beard.

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Christ boy, and you say I don't like my age?! My grandson's twenty-two and you two look pretty similar in age. He does wanna grow a beard either. I guess gals these days don't like facial hair... What a shame.

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It's not a bad thing to look older than you are. Four years isn't that much of a difference in age, either.

Beards are too much work.