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Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] dissonates) wrote2008-12-16 07:38 pm
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"Lovely assistant", my ass.

Don't expect any masterpieces at the bar tonight.


[ooc: As Guy stated, Asch is looking after Grumpy Good Spirits for the night. People are free to visit him or just bother him via journals. He'll bitch either way, I'm sure.]
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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
You could always, y'know...help. [Nnf nnf.] N-not like I wanted to have s-sex with a log.
Edited 2008-12-20 03:47 (UTC)
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
But you're doing such a great job on your own. [Asch shifts anyway, trying to get his legs around Guy's waist.]

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[It's reduntant but fuck you Asch. So Guy lifts Asch's hips and drives deeper and uses that wonderful memory of his to recall where exactly Asch's shut up button is.]
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Actually, Guy, that's the scream button.]
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, let's get some coherency back.]

Guy... Guy... holy shit, Guy...

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[No coherency for you! Harder thrusts + hand on erection = Asch the Babbling Brook.]
dissonates: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="kannin"> (FALCON PUNCH!!!)

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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuck that.]

FOR THE LOVE OF LORELEI, SLOW DOWN A LITTLE!!

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Cue a full stop. EXASPERATION IS A GO.]

Okay, you know what? Pick a pace. You say "hurry up Guy and find that thing" and then you tell me to slow down?
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's a little better, but now it doesn't feel good at all.]

Shut up! You got faster!

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
...you're supposed to do that.
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well at least give me a second to get used to the pace before you take it up a notch!

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Right then. Guess what you have to do now, Asch? Guy wraps his arms around Asch's waist and just rolls right over onto his back.]

There! ...Nnnh.
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
....What the hell are you doing!?

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing.

Because now you'll do it.
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
.... I have no idea what I'm doing.

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
You should try moving. I hear that works great. [That and please move, holy God.]
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up. I know that.

[Okay, time to experiment. He needs to find that spot again, but for now, lifting up, and back down again... sort of like that...?]
Edited 2008-12-20 04:39 (UTC)
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...Huh. Asch kinda likes having the power, so he keeps moving, using his muscles to give Guy a little squeeze. Still need to find that spot though.]

H... heh... how's this?

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH THAT'S GOOD TOO.]

H-holy Score-...!
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[WORK IT, BOY, WORK IT.]

Ha ha ha...

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Laugh while you can, because Guy's decided he's not taking this lying down -figuratively, of course- and he's going to do what Asch didn't do; help. Namely in the direction of Asch's G-spot.]
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[personal profile] dissonates 2008-12-20 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[OH HOLY SNAP THAT GOT A REACTION.]

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[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[So let's do that again, then, and not too fast since Asch apparently has a problem with that. Good thing to know for future reference, at least.]

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