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You people are all insane.

Goddammit. I was having a good time.

That's part of our charm. It's been so long since I could annoy my own like this.

Goddammit--

Wait. 'Your own'?

Yes, my Asch. My fiancé.

What!?

We're getting married soon.

What the hell!? Why!?

Because we love each other, obviously! And that's what people do when they start a family!

You can't-

.....

[Stupid Fabre genes.]

You're a girl!?

Can to!

... [ stomps her foot in agitation. ] Yes I'm a girl, dammit! Don't go mistaking me just because I don't have a huge chest!!

.... Ohgod. My brain.

You don't have one, you.. you.. you dreck!

Shut up, replica!

Don't you call me that, stupid original! Only mine can use that term!

I'll call you whatever I want.

No you won't! [ grabs at the tails of hair hanging on either side of his face. ]

Wh- let go of me!! [You get a smack, woman.]

Take it back! [ recoils slightly with a hiss. ]

I won't!

You'd hit a pregnant girl, you ass?!

...... what!? Pregnant!?

Yes! Insensitive jerk!

.... Okay, I'm out. Nevermind. My sanity can't handle this.

...I doubt you were sane to begin with.

[IGNORING NOW. SCARY PREGNANT REPLICA AUGH.]