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Th... this experiment is weird. I don't know if I-

....

~~Guuuuy ♥~~

Luke, are you managing alright? Sync hasn't done anything funny, has he?

....

Does anyone else feel really different?

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Y-yeah.

And Guy really liked the apron thing...

Apron thing?

...N-nothing! Nevermind!

Guy mentioned something about whipped cream and chocolate the other day... were you two making dessert?

Mm... and strawberries...

So what kind of dessert did you make, shortcake?

It wasn't short at all.

I've never heard of a longcake before...

Of course not, because that would be a stupid name for it.

Then what do you call it?

A lot of sex.

W-what? But... what does sex have to do with chocolate and whipped cream?

It makes it delicious~

I-I'm not sure I understand...

What do you usually do with chocolate and whipped cream, Emil?

You put it on top of desserts like ice cream. Why?

Substitute 'ice cream' with Richter. Then use your imagination.

[This is the sound of Emil's brain breaking.]

Y-you mean he... and then I...

[You have a lot to learn, Emil.]

Whatever you're thinking, the answer is probably yes.

[Hey, he's been learning a lot over the past few days, but he was pretty much the definition of "clueless virgin" before that.]

O-oh...

You should try it sometime. It's pretty amazing.

M-maybe I'll ask Richter if he wants to try it.

It's definitely worth a try. Trust me.

Thanks, Asch!

[Voice]

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