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I feel like cooking.

......Luke, meet me in the kitchen.

When you and Luke are done, can I try some of the stir fry?

Of course. We're making it for all of us, so that includes you.

You're so thoughtful.

Apparently we like you.

That makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

Heh, that's just the hunger talking.

You're probably right. If I don't cook, I don't get fed, and I've been a little lazy lately.

It's a good thing we're around to feed you, then.

I can just sit back and take it easy for a few days, right?

I don't see why not. I'll make sure Luke doesn't burn down the place.

Ah, you're such a good babysitter.

In that case, I'm going to take a little nap on the couch.

I learned from the best.

We'll call you when it's ready.