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[dissonates]

I-

....

...Stupid.

Good Spirits is now open.




[Guess who's trying to get active while Guy's kidnapped? Sitting around, bitching at people, and breaking things won't solve anything, so for once Asch is being an adult about it. He has no idea what Meryl's bar schedule is, so with Guy gone he's claiming the bartender job. ...Hopefully this will not end badly. He'll be there every day from now until Guy returns, so feel free to challenge his novice mixing skills.

Come bother the awkward redhead?]

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[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

[Looking down]

Oh... so I am. [Stare] Is that weird?

[Action]

[dissonates]

[asjdhaskjf]

Of course it's weird! People don't normally do that!

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

Really? [Changing shape again~ into a wolf lookin' thingy]

So... You can't do that?

[Action]

[dissonates]

[HOLY SHIT HE DID IT AGAIN]

No!

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

[Flustered and ears lowering.]

O-oh...

[Action]

[dissonates]

[...Is he unhappy? What's he got to be unhappy about? He's not the one freaked out by a shapeshifting dog... deer... cat... thing...]

...What the hell are you, anyway?

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

I-i'm human...

[Action]

[dissonates]

[...What.]

You don't look human.

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

[A little touchy about this, the random base-ball player had already called him a dog awhile ago]

Well I am! [Grumpy face]

[Action]

[dissonates]

[Asch can match that grumpy face and then some.]

How the hell are you human!?

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

Because... because I am!

I even came from Earth, I went to NYU and... yeah.. I'm human...

[Action]

[dissonates]

I don't know what you're talking about. [Though Earth is presumably another world. No idea about the NYU part. ...And he still doesn't look human.]

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

[Will be facepalming himself onto the bar]

Never-mind, regardless, I'm human... really... I am...

[Action]

[dissonates]

[...Uh-huh.] If you say so. [Oi, don't shed on the bar.]

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

...[So doesn't like yo' tone of voice... AND WHO SHEDS!? xD]

[Action]

[dissonates]

[Someone really doesn't care.]

Do you want a drink or not?

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

What do you serve? [Curious again]

[Action]

[dissonates]

Wh- [Oh crap, he still has no menu.] ...I don't know, ask for something and I'll see if I have it.

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

I don't know... do you have soda?

[Action]

[dissonates]

Soda... [Hmm. He checks the bar a bit, then returns with a bottle of the Luceti equivalent of Coke.] I think this is it.

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

...[Luceti-coke... oh dear]

Thanks. [Opening the top and taking a swig now]

[Action]

[dissonates]

[Awesome, customer appeased! Asch steps back a bit to overview the rest of the bar. It's surprisingly easy work, at least, until you get to the social part.]

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

Hey, what'd you do back in your world?

I was a scientist! [Grin]

[Action]

[dissonates]

[Wh- oh geez, he has to talk, too? No wonder Guy likes this job so much. Though telling people here doesn't change anything, so.]

I was a God-General of the Oracle Knights. People on other worlds might call them holy soldiers.

[Action]

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

...[Blank face]

You were a... god... general... [O_O]