[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

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[dissonates]

[Why do that when she could practice on a replica's.]

There's plenty of things I would've been happier without knowing about, you bastard! Don't make such stupid assumptions!

[prismshards]

[ She couldn't hurt this cute face. ]

What good does being oblivious do?! Look what happened at Akzeriuth! Granted, that was mostly my stupidity, but it still proves my point!

[dissonates]

[But she could hurt an identical grumpy face? S-so cruel...]

I had enough problems on my hands without useless emotions like nostalgia trying to hold me back! Seeing Mother and Father again caused me nothing but trouble! Don't ever do that again!

[prismshards]

[ It might smack some happy into him! ]

They're not useless, Asch! If you're just going to ignore those feelings you have, you'll be just like Master Van in that regard! Well you must be happy then, since I doubt either of us are going to get back to Baticul!

[dissonates]

[Or just make him shriek.]

Don't compare me to Van - and stop calling him 'master'! I don't plan on returning anyway- I'm staying here, with Guy!

[Wait that sounded wrong.]

...And whoever else wants to stay behind.

[prismshards]

[ ...if you shriek, Asch, we're disowning you. ]

Call it like I see it! And it's a habit I'm working on getting out of, okay?

[ Wait what. ]

Why would you want to hang around Guy or any of my friends? You never liked them before!

[dissonates]

[Oh good, less replica.]

Things have changed, alright!? I've been here for almost two years, after all.

[Dammit why did he go and say that.]

[prismshards]

[ And we'll tell everyone what a pansy you are. ]

In seven years you couldn't get that stick out of your ass; I can't believe you'd do a one-eighty in a couple years!

[dissonates]

[Yoooouuuuu bastard.]

Shut up!

[Hand, meet collar. Replica's getting a good shake.]

You don't know anything about my life, back then or now. You have no right to judge!

[prismshards]

[ Only a bastard because you didn't marry before getting replicated. ]

You shut up!

[ Said replica has had enough of the manhandling, and smacks the arm away. ]

I don't even know what I'm judging! Only that you're acting really weird!

[dissonates]

[What, was he supposed to marry Pedovan at age 10 8|]

...I'm not acting weird.

[If you've had enough manhandling maybe you shouldn't say stupid things or get too close.]

[prismshards]

[ Or have the cutest wedding ever with the tiny princess. ♥ ]

Oh, right, it's not an act.

[ Hey, you're the one who came over here. ]

[dissonates]

[And then cheat on her to make a replica? How dishonorable.]

Are you trying to pick another fight!?

[prismshards]

[ When you put it that way, it sounds so scandalous. ]

Maybe I am! But if you try punching me, I'll return the favor.

[dissonates]

[That's how it is, dreck D| ]

I'm not afraid of fighting you.

[prismshards]

[ You set such a bad example, Asch! B| ]

You should be. I kicked your ass once and I can do it again.

[dissonates]

[STOP DREAMING UP FANTASIES ABOUT MY SCREWED UP LOVE LIFE.]

I could say the same to you.

[prismshards]

[ THE REAL THING IS PROBABLY TEN TIMES WORSE. ]

You wanna repeat of Eldrant, huh?

[dissonates]

[...Probably, yes. |D]

Don't tempt me.

[prismshards]

[ Luke doesn't have much imagination when it comes to romance; he'd think Asch doesn't know how to kiss. ]

Anytime you want!

[dissonates]

[Oh Luke. So naive.]

I see no reason to wait!

[prismshards]

[ He likes being that way. Kissing is gross enough as is. ]

Hope you don't mind getting hurt!

[ If he's lucky-- yeah right-- then he'll be able to just knock Asch out real quick. ]

[dissonates]

[Poor little virgin replica.]

Like hell I will!

[Yeah that's bloody unlikely, sorry.]

[prismshards]

[ Well, it's obvious getting some hasn't loosened his original up any, so it can't be that great. ]

You wish!

[ Makes sense given it's him we're talking about. Don't mind Luke trying to put his fist in your face, Asch. ]

[dissonates]

[He's a lot nicer to Guy, at least? |D and he's had his moments with Luke. ...Sometimes.]

Hmph.

[Asch won't mind at all, considering he's dodging it. He does, however, get snippy.]

Don't start a fight inside the house, you dreck!