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[After getting violently ejected from his own house, Asch has set up temporary shop in Good Spirits until he figures out where to go (and whether or not to try and evict Guy and get his house back). Since Guy apparently hit his head and can't even remember working there, Asch is hoping that the bar will be the last place he'll have to worry about running into Guy again. And it's not like dealing with the shop is particularly hard; all you have to do is pour drinks and listen to people's griping, and what good is a replica if he can't do that in Asch's place? ...The listening part, anyway. Floating glasses of alcohol might give people the wrong idea.

So in short, Asch will be doing two things today: shopping and carrying groceries back to the bar to stock up, or hanging out in the bar and trying not to attempt to murder his invisible companion. Stupid drecks and their attempts at impressing him. He's not really used to being around a lot of people, so he easily forgets that he's the only one who can see Luke. Thus:]

I already told you to keep your feet on the ground. You could at least pretend to be normal.

[....]

Shut up! Stop doing that, I don't need help.

[....]

Just be quiet already!!

[...Yeah he's a little crazy in public this week.]

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[BUT OH WELL we'll figure that all out later! Right now he's excited to see Luke again, even if he is kind of a ghost! So he'll pick his head right back up and raise his front paws at the spirit briefly as he wags his tail. Fluffy~ ♥]

[And Luke just goes right back to petting and fluffing her fur, more than happy to do so. Asch will just be glowering at them behind the counter.]

[He can't actually feel the pettings, but the intention behind them is the same, so he leans up into Luke's hands, although he goes through them several times because of it. "It's wonderful to see you!"

But then he turns his head to stare at Asch. You must come join in their shenanigans, too!]

[Luke blinks and follows Ammy's - Tai's - gaze, looking about the same as a tail-wagging dog might, sans the actual tail. Asch doesn't move, snorting faintly.]

Maybe you can afford to screw around, but I have work to do.

[CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT~~, STARFOX~~]

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[JSDHFKJSDHFJKHDSKJHFKJF AUGH

....REPLICA DON'T YOU DARE LAU- SDHJFHJKDSFHS SHUT UP]

[LICK LICK LICK ALL OVER THE FACE

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT]

[UGH NOOOOOO SHOVING

...well. Shoving gently, he's not trying to break Tai's neck here.]

G-get off, that's disgusting...!

[YOUR SHOVING IS NO MATCH AGAINST MY MIGHTY TONGUE

Buuut eventually Tai does get off and prance back to Luke. That's the way you get Squishy involved in things, boy.]

[Uuuuuugh. Now Asch has to wash his face and get all that wolf slobber off and bleeeeh. Nasty.]

Why don't you go play outside or something? The replica can toss a ball around. [Get out of my haaair.]

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