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A festival? Are you all idiots? I have better things to do with my time.

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I guess I did!

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Anyway, I'm Elda Marker.

Strapping young lad like you must have a good name, right?

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Hn. Asch.

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Asch.

...What in the Lord's name were your folks thinking?! Asch? It's basically Ash with an extra sound at the end!

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There's no extra sound, it's just ash. And my parents didn't give me that name, so shut up.

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If it's just ash then why spell it so weird? Jeez, youngsters and their fads.

So what's the name your parents gave you?

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I didn't come up with it, don't ask me.

It doesn't matter. I don't go by that name anymore.

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Hey, don't you disrespect your folks like that! I'm sure it's a much more suitable name for a youngster like you than 'Asch.' But if you didn't come up with it and it ain't your folks' name, then why use it?

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Because the name doesn't belong to me anymore. It would cause too much trouble.

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You can't make a name belong to one person or the other. I've been hundreds of humans of all things wearing my son's name, but it's still his!

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This is different. It's none of your business anyway!

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Well if you didn't pick the fake name and you aren't using your parent's name, then why not just pick a new one?

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Just because I didn't choose my name doesn't mean I don't want it. There's nothing wrong with 'Asch'. If I keep changing my name it'll only cause unnecessary confusion.

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But it sounds so... silly. If my grandson were to come in with a name like that I'd beat'em over the head and then die of shame.

...So can I call you some good name like say... Robert?

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No.

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You're such a spoil-sport.

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And you're an idiot. Why the hell would I let some stranger rename me?

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Because I'm probably older than your folks, because it's a better name, and because I'm not an idiot.

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I've already told you I don't give a damn about your age, it's an awful name, and you are definitely an idiot.

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It's certainly better than those weird names Henry gave his children. Lord in Heaven, what kind of name is Anju?

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Better than Robert.

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No it isn't. Jeez, are you another one of those Nipon-folk?

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Nipon-folk? I have no idea what that is.

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Nipon, you know, that little island off the coast of the orient? ...I think it's also called Japan or something. Whatever; it's really backwater and the culture's weird.