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I-

....

...Stupid.

Good Spirits is now open.

[Guess who's trying to get active while Guy's kidnapped? Sitting around, bitching at people, and breaking things won't solve anything, so for once Asch is being an adult about it. He has no idea what Meryl's bar schedule is, so with Guy gone he's claiming the bartender job. ...Hopefully this will not end badly. He'll be there every day from now until Guy returns, so feel free to challenge his novice mixing skills.

Come bother the awkward redhead?]

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Great ta meet ya! [Will be leaning over the bar now and looking around at all the cool stuff back there]

I've never been in a bar before~ [Smile]

[Someone's easily pleased. It's weirding Asch out, but that's not hard to do. |D]

It's nothing special.

Sure it is, it's the first bar I've ever been in. That makes it pretty special ya?

I guess that wouldn't really matter to you, but I think it's neat. [Insert cute smile here]

[Wouldn't matter to him?]

...What's that supposed to mean?

I dunno... I guess I just didn't think you'd find it interesting that it was my first time in a bar.

[Intimidated by your slightly irritated face, will be changing into a reindeer think-a-ma-jig... thing, without antlers mind you]

[Sorry James, if it had been Guy bartending the place you'd have a much friendlier face to greet you. But Asch is pretty bitchy and defensive with everyone, so don't take it personally!

...He does, however, backpedal a bit at the sudden change.]

What the hell!?

[O_O]

W-w-w-w-what? [Stammer, stutter, fidget, shift, flush, and blush, James is so nervous now]

[H-he's a jittering deer, what is this.]

You're different! How the hell did you do that!?

[Blink]

Different?

Idiot, look at yourself!

[Looking down]

Oh... so I am. [Stare] Is that weird?

[asjdhaskjf]

Of course it's weird! People don't normally do that!

Really? [Changing shape again~ into a wolf lookin' thingy]

So... You can't do that?

[HOLY SHIT HE DID IT AGAIN]

No!

[Flustered and ears lowering.]

O-oh...

[...Is he unhappy? What's he got to be unhappy about? He's not the one freaked out by a shapeshifting dog... deer... cat... thing...]

...What the hell are you, anyway?

I-i'm human...

[...What.]

You don't look human.

[A little touchy about this, the random base-ball player had already called him a dog awhile ago]

Well I am! [Grumpy face]

[Asch can match that grumpy face and then some.]

How the hell are you human!?

Because... because I am!

I even came from Earth, I went to NYU and... yeah.. I'm human...

I don't know what you're talking about. [Though Earth is presumably another world. No idea about the NYU part. ...And he still doesn't look human.]

[Will be facepalming himself onto the bar]

Never-mind, regardless, I'm human... really... I am...

[...Uh-huh.] If you say so. [Oi, don't shed on the bar.]

...[So doesn't like yo' tone of voice... AND WHO SHEDS!? xD]

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