[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

Comments

[dissonates]

[Asch is perfectly happy with his uncut hair kthx.]

...

[Well, okay, it kind of does sound like that.]

...Just shut up!

[prismshards]

[ But it could be that their long hair makes them bitchy. ]

I won't! Not until you admit you're not pathetic! It's incredible that you've kept yourself together since you were ten.

[dissonates]

[And anyone who so much as suggests that he cut it would be in big trouble.]

Fine, I'm not pathetic. Are you happy now?

[prismshards]

[ Considering how much trouble he's always in with Asch, it wouldn't make too much difference. ]

No.

[ This look forever, Asch. ]

[dissonates]

[This is also true.]

You're never satisfied, are you?

[prismshards]

Comes from being a spoiled noble with such an easy life.

[ He can be sarcastic too. ]

[dissonates]

[Such a brat.]

Then what the hell do you want now?

[prismshards]

[ You bring out the best in him, Asch. ]

...

I'd like to know what you want.

[dissonates]

[Which is amazing considering Luke usually brings out the worst in him.]

...Wh-what?

[Congrats, you got him speechless.]

[prismshards]

[ They're like magnets! Repeatedly clunking into one another and unable to shake the opposite off. ]

You must want something.

[ All with a simple question. ]

[dissonates]

[No wonder the relationship is so violent.]

A less-annoying replica would be a nice start.

[prismshards]

[ Indeed. That and Asch's fury is worse than that of a woman's. ]

...sorry, I only come in one variety.

[dissonates]

[Asch practically is a woman anyway.]

Then I don't see any reason for telling you what I want.

[prismshards]

[ Luke begs to differ. ]

I can try but you find me annoying no matter what I do.

[dissonates]

[He might get a few minor points for that.]

Then you can't grant me wishes or do me favours, so there's no point in telling you.

[Yeah you don't get answers easily, Luke. Ever.]

[prismshards]

[ Asch sure punches harder than most girls he knows. ]

What makes you think that's all I'm capable of? I can help! I got you to see Mother and Father, didn't I?

[ He needs to stop thinking Asch might ever be cooperative. ]

[dissonates]

[Clearly Luke's never gotten a Legretta bitchslap.]

Who the hell asked you for that!? I told you I'd never come back there! All you managed to do was get their hopes up for nothing! Am I supposed to thank you!?

[Yyyyeah probably.]

[prismshards]

[ He's gotten a couple of Tear's but they lack the sting of experience. ]

You're just being a stubborn idiot about staying away! I showed you that they still love you and haven't forgotten their real son! You're the one who'd be crushing their hopes, not me!

[dissonates]

[The apprentice has not yet beaten the master. D|]

And now that they've met me and we both died in Eldrant, they've lost two sons instead of one. Think about that!

[prismshards]

[ She can practice on your face, Asch. B| ]

That's got to be better than not knowing what had happened to you! Ignorance doesn't make things better, Asch! You should understand that more than anyone!

[dissonates]

[Why do that when she could practice on a replica's.]

There's plenty of things I would've been happier without knowing about, you bastard! Don't make such stupid assumptions!

[prismshards]

[ She couldn't hurt this cute face. ]

What good does being oblivious do?! Look what happened at Akzeriuth! Granted, that was mostly my stupidity, but it still proves my point!

[dissonates]

[But she could hurt an identical grumpy face? S-so cruel...]

I had enough problems on my hands without useless emotions like nostalgia trying to hold me back! Seeing Mother and Father again caused me nothing but trouble! Don't ever do that again!

[prismshards]

[ It might smack some happy into him! ]

They're not useless, Asch! If you're just going to ignore those feelings you have, you'll be just like Master Van in that regard! Well you must be happy then, since I doubt either of us are going to get back to Baticul!

[dissonates]

[Or just make him shriek.]

Don't compare me to Van - and stop calling him 'master'! I don't plan on returning anyway- I'm staying here, with Guy!

[Wait that sounded wrong.]

...And whoever else wants to stay behind.