dissonates: by <lj site="livejournal.com" user="blackrose_023"> (that's just depressing)
Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] dissonates) wrote2010-06-01 09:09 pm

[Voice]

[There's a brief shuffle, and a strained gasp, before a voice speaks up. Someone's back from a little excursion with John. He doesn't have the energy to lock it.]

...Guy?

Some... help.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he should shower too.

Guy returns with tea and- soup. Nothing too strenuous for you, Asch.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Guy slowwwwly backs out and closes the door.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Guy would like to clap a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter, but he's holding a tray. So he snorts and kind of purses his lips, which doesn't work so well and he just ends up hurrying back to the kitchen before Asch can hear any more.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
[SOMETHING IN THEIR HOUSE JUST EXPLODED.

Guy leaves the tray in the kitchen and heads back, cracking the door open.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[...IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMICAL SITUATION?!

Guy heads over and sits on the edge of the bed, resting a hand on Asch's shoulder and shaking him.]
Asch.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Asch is going to get PTSD from lingerie.]

I noticed. I'm guessing it's not yours, then.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[This means that John had intentionally dressed Asch in women's underwear.]

I guess that's his reward for giving you back your hyperresonance.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure, but then again I'm not into that kind of thing.

But no harm done! I'm the only one who saw it, [and though he won't be forgetting it for a long, LONG time] and it's not like I'll be telling anybody else.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
All right then, I guess that's settled. Let's just put that mess behind us now.