[Video / Written / Action?]

[dissonates]

[The journal turns on with a little crash, revealing... the ceiling. Yes, very exciting.]

Stop knocking things over!

[A small, furry black face saunters over to the journal, sniffing curiously. It meows. And then, turning, flops over right on top of it, covering the camera.]

Hey, cat, get off that, it's not your damn bed.

[A small trill, and the fuzzy thing rolls over, revealing a mildly irritated redhead.]

...What the hell? You actually turned it on? Hey, dreck, the cat's from the Dawn Age.

[His tone is even mildly amused for that one. He brushes the kitten off the journal, picking it up and half-closing it. Before it shuts, he reconsiders, then grabs the pen and scribbles out a note.]

[Written / Filtered to Dist]

I need to talk to you.

[There, that's good enough. Back to the whiny, needy little monstrosity who has moved on to making his own water dish into a cat bath. Surprise! Luke brought home a kitten for his very disgruntled original. What a wise decision this was, eh.]

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[voice] /attempts to kill a God General with cute bitties

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Kitty!

[voice] and then asch makes her cry

[dissonates]

[...Um. Gold star for observation?]

And?

[voice] and I quote movies.

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

It's so fluffy!

[Action]

[fabrecation]

[Just a few hours before that, Luke had taken a break from camping to finally pick up the kitten from a very disgruntled McCoy. He grew to like a dark male one in particular, and though cute animals aren't his thing, he was a little wary about putting it in a carrier.

As he walks to the apartment, he's starting to think he should've left it in the carrier. It's hard to carry the excited kitten in one arm and supplies in the other. A litter box with a bag of litter inside it, a food and water bowl, a potential collar, a few toys, cat food, a brush for its scruffy fur... Luke was pretty much prepared.

To get a better grip on everything he's carrying, he allows the kitten to climb up his arm and ride on his shoulders and hair, though he winces and complains about the claws that dig in. Jeez, why'd the thing have to have claws... If it was up to Luke, he'd name it Claws. But it wasn't up to Luke.

This was for Asch, after all. And... okay, maybe he was liking the kitten a little. But it still wasn't his.

Once he reaches the apartment, Luke shifts everything in his arms and manages to unlock the door, though just as he ducks his head to put the key away, the kitten overbalances and digs his claws into his scalp - ]

Owww ow ow you stupid thing!

[He drops the litter box and litter to lift the kitten away from his head and GLARE at it. Not that the kitten really cares, as he waves his tiny paws at the replica's nose. With a sigh, Luke puts the kitten back on his shoulder before he opens the door and - carefully this time - bends to pick up the supplies and head inside.]

Hey, Asch? I brought something home.

[Action]

[dissonates]

[Asch is reading that Dawn Age textbook he's been picking away at for the past several months- the one that is both textually and literally headache-inducing to all who try to read it. There's notes scattered all over the place, his journal somewhere in the middle. He'd heard Luke in the hallway, so when Luke enters, Asch is already looking his way.]

What are you-

[And there he cuts himself off, because there's something fuzzy and wriggling on Luke's shoulder.]

...What did you do?

[Action]

[fabrecation]

I told you, I brought something home. [Luke shrugs one shoulder, making the kitten that's balancing on it glance down at his shoulder briefly before looking around curiously again.] A cat. I got it for you!

[The look on Asch's face is telling him that maybe this wasn't the brightest idea, but he still chances a smile and walks closer to him, so that he can meet the kitten. Maybe he'll warm up to it and agree to keep him!]

[video]

[fourteen]

... Asch? Do you -- is that a kitten?

[video]

[dissonates]

[Mumble grumble. The kitten is still crying in the background.]

The replica brought it home.

[video]

[fourteen]

Don't call him that. [ automatically. ] ... do you ... um, are you guys okay with a kitten...? [ Luke doesn't even like cute animals... ]

[Written | Filtered]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

When? And about what? [Though he has an inkling he knows the answer to the latter question.]

[Written | Filtered]

[dissonates]

Whenever you can meet with me. You know what it's about. [It's filtered, yes, but he's still wary of putting anything so private on the journal system.]

[Video] Jigen doesn't know you, but.....

[needabourbon.livejournal.com]

[He's just flippin' through the pages when he notices this quirky little event. Now he's just kind of chuckling in his mind while slowly letting the smirk escape to his lips. You don't look like much of a cat person...

[Video] s'all good~

[dissonates]

Why are people so stuck on that? It's not like I'm going to be walking it around the village.

[Just what does a cat person look or act like?]

[voice]

[seraphgoddess.livejournal.com]

[ As an animal person, Martel cannot resist from cooing at how cute the cat is. ]

Aw! What an adorable kitten!

[voice]

[dissonates]

[Augh, why was his journal on.]

He's alright. [Cuteness doesn't rate high on his pet priorities list.]

voice

[cuteobsessed.livejournal.com]

Maaaaan, you are so lucky. That kitten's a cutie.

voice

[dissonates]

I guess. [If you like that kind of thing.]

[voice]

[electroporation.livejournal.com]

[voice]

[dissonates]

That's putting it lightly.

[Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

You have a new kitten too? I never pictured you as a cat person, Asch.

[Voice]

[dissonates]

[........This again...]

What do you think a cat person even is?

voice. HI IM LATE BUT THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN SO KTHNX bye

[emperorsnewswag.livejournal.com]

[ That looks and awful lot like Luke - oh wait, nope, no it's not. So that must mean it's ...

He's chuckling even before he's begun to talk. Why? Because there's something funny about this entire ordeal. Just maybe. ]

So Luke's partial to cats, not cheagles?

voice. OH AWESOME HI

[dissonates]

[....Ergh. It's the emperor, now...]

I doubt he likes either. [Considering the cheagle abuse.]

[Voice]

[goldenfirefly.livejournal.com]

[... Stella would coo at that thing right now if she wasn't sure Asch wouldn't be impressed. Instead, she just smiles and hides a soft giggle as the kitten is forced off of the journal, and her tone when she speaks sounds quite amused.]

I see you have a new addition to the family.

[Voice]

[dissonates]

I wouldn't call what we have here a family.

[Ugh, seriously, he just lives with the replica. Gross, not a family there.]