[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

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[dissonates]

[Almost. Not quite, but almost.]

That's exactly what you've been doing!

[prismshards]

[ Way to offend your replica, Asch. ]

It is not! I haven't been treating you like a kid!

[dissonates]

[And he should care because...?]

Alright, fine, then you're the clingy little brat who won't leave me alone.

[prismshards]

[ Because it's only going to make him more of a twerp than usual? ]

Shut up! I'm allowed to be happy to see you!

[dissonates]

[brb getting a gigantic flyswatter.]

Didn't you just see me in Eldrant anyway?

[prismshards]

[ landin' on ur forehead. ]

Sort of? But you weren't in the best of shape, y'know!

[dissonates]

[DAMN YOU REPLICAAAA]

That's still no reason to act like we haven't seen each other for months or something! [Not that he'd ever jump Luke like a spazz.]

[prismshards]

[ DRECK FOREHEAD DANCE~ ]

How can you expect me to act casually when you had just died and now I have the chance to talk with you again!?

[dissonates]

[He'll smack it anyway. He'll take a hit for the team.]

I'm obviously not dead here, so you can stop jumping me already!

[prismshards]

[ brb laughing FOREVER. ]

Quit blowing this whole issue out of proportion! I'm waaaaaay over here, see?

[ Luke waves his arms around for added emphasis while glaring at Asch. ]

[dissonates]

[B| listen, you. This is serious business.]

Good. Now stay there. Or go further away.

[prismshards]

[ Seriously amusing, maybe. :| ]

Keep being a jerk and I'll stick to you like glue as payback.

[dissonates]

[IT IS NOT FUNNNNYYYYYY 8|]

...I'm acting the same way I always do. Why would you expect anything different?

[prismshards]

[ LIES. The prospect of Asch smacking himself is worth Eldrant's weight in gald. 8> ]

...

I can't help being painfully optimistic that maybe, just maybe, you might stop hating me someday.

[dissonates]

[Well okay it would be prettyNO THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL]

...You're just setting yourself up for disappointment. [Now if only you knew what he'd already done for Luceti!Luke you'd be so happy |D]

[prismshards]

[ FFFF ADMIT IT. YOU'D LAUGH IF IT HAPPENED TO LUKE. ]

Doubt that it can be any worse than the disappointments you've had all your life. [ He'd hug you and never let go, Asch. Though if you mistreated Wingy, you'd get punched in the face for it. |Db ]

[dissonates]

[N-no because it just makes him look bad 8|]

...

[Asch just kind of... stares at him. Did he actually have the nerve to just say that!?]

[prismshards]

[ Aw, such a sweety~ He really does care. 8> ]

...hm?

[ Luke will be staring right back, not understanding why Asch has that odd look on his face. Replica fails at being comforting? ]

[dissonates]

[He just doesn't want people mistaking him for an idiot. :|]

Am I supposed to thank you for trying to become as pathetic as I am, you dreck?

[Yep, replica fails.]

[prismshards]

[ YOU'RE TOO LATE, ASCH. 8| ]

What are you talking about? Neither of us is pathetic for being hopeful.

[ ...his original can be frightening at times. This is one of them. ]

[dissonates]

[And you wonder why he hates you.]

...I never said I was hopeful for anything!

[prismshards]

[ He's just jealous of the awesome hair. ]

Then what are you saying makes you pathetic?

[dissonates]

[Asch is perfectly happy with his uncut hair kthx.]

...

[Well, okay, it kind of does sound like that.]

...Just shut up!

[prismshards]

[ But it could be that their long hair makes them bitchy. ]

I won't! Not until you admit you're not pathetic! It's incredible that you've kept yourself together since you were ten.

[dissonates]

[And anyone who so much as suggests that he cut it would be in big trouble.]

Fine, I'm not pathetic. Are you happy now?