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Asch the Bloody ([personal profile] dissonates) wrote2010-06-01 09:09 pm

[Voice]

[There's a brief shuffle, and a strained gasp, before a voice speaks up. Someone's back from a little excursion with John. He doesn't have the energy to lock it.]

...Guy?

Some... help.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Good idea. [Come along now sweetheart.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Guy can't even bring himself to tease Asch (though that partially because he doesn't want to accidentally trigger his hyperresonance). They make it home and to the bedroom, and Asch is deposited on the bed before Guy heads off to get some tea and something for him to eat.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-03 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, he should shower too.

Guy returns with tea and- soup. Nothing too strenuous for you, Asch.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Guy slowwwwly backs out and closes the door.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Guy would like to clap a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter, but he's holding a tray. So he snorts and kind of purses his lips, which doesn't work so well and he just ends up hurrying back to the kitchen before Asch can hear any more.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
[SOMETHING IN THEIR HOUSE JUST EXPLODED.

Guy leaves the tray in the kitchen and heads back, cracking the door open.]

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[...IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMICAL SITUATION?!

Guy heads over and sits on the edge of the bed, resting a hand on Asch's shoulder and shaking him.]
Asch.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Asch is going to get PTSD from lingerie.]

I noticed. I'm guessing it's not yours, then.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[This means that John had intentionally dressed Asch in women's underwear.]

I guess that's his reward for giving you back your hyperresonance.

[identity profile] count-gardios.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure, but then again I'm not into that kind of thing.

But no harm done! I'm the only one who saw it, [and though he won't be forgetting it for a long, LONG time] and it's not like I'll be telling anybody else.