[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

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that might invoke another punch.

[dissonates]

[Wonderful, now Asch has something to share with him when he wants to horrify his annoying replica. ...Probably when Natalia isn't around.]

Taste has nothing to do with it. You take what you can get in this place.

[If he had a table knife maybe he'd use a table knife. :| Don't snoop in that drawer and you won't have to inquire]

it'd be SO worth it though.

[prismshards]

[ Guess who would be wandering over to see him in the middle of the night when he can't sleep? ]

Really?

[ Now that he thinks about it, he doesn't know a damn thing about where this is. ]

You should be able to go buy what you want.

[ What in the would do you eat with, Asch? :| Maybe he'll just polish his sword with it. ]

to taste your original? oh my.

[dissonates]

[Guess who would be getting a foot to the face?]

There's no money here, either. There are shops, but any bed you find is the same as the rest.

[A normal sized knife, not the freaky four-foot thing 8| That would be disturbing on so many levels.]

just be glad he doesn't want to suck on the Asch cube.

[prismshards]

[ Death by smelling original feet. How lame. ]

There has to be some kind of currency. Even I know that money is needed for a country to function properly. What kind of shops are they if they don't charge you?

[ And here we thought he got his title from impaling steaks every time he ate. 8/ Bet it would slide right on out of it's scabbard! ]

he's lemon-flavoured. everyone who gets a taste makes a pucker-face.

[dissonates]

[ARE YOU SAYING HE HAS SMELLY FEET]

I've been here for over a year now, and I'm telling you there's no currency.

[Asch the Bloody Steak Chef? jkashdkjhfjkhdjkfhjdhjfdjdf]

no wonder Asch is so bitter when it comes to people.

[prismshards]

[ YOU SAID IT, NOT HIM. ]

That's just stupid! There's no point in having shops when you can't buy anything. ...can you even call them shops at that point?

[ He can open his own Bar & Grill! fu fu fu~ ]

it's not easy being. uh. a huge bitch to everyone.

[dissonates]

[THERE WAS NO MENTION OF SMELLY OR DEATH.]

Then what would you call them?

[He could never own it, there'd be too many people involved. cannot stop laughing ffff]

good thing he runs on Engergizers. he keeps going and going...

[prismshards]

[ It might be possible his feet get enough air through those tights of his. ]

...

Something besides shops.

[ Ah, but that's the joy of being in charge: you can delegate the menial tasks to your flunkies. "But Asch, it slipped out on its own!" ]

maybe he's so bitchy because he's full of acid.

[dissonates]

[He's a noble. Noble do not have smelly feet. It's against the rules.]

Of course. I'll be sure to add that to my list of things to not give a damn about.

[That is true. I'm sure his Oracle Knights would just love to play PR, if only to keep him from murdering people. I think he'd be more concerned about things going into any scabbards]

and he ends up leaking it.

[prismshards]

[ Nobles don't usually go commando either, but he doesn't have much choice unless he wears his underwear over his tights. ]

Try not to drown in that sea of paper, then.

[ Or worse, ending up next on his hit list. Especially his own. But it's entirely possible that it would be a perfect fit. MHMM~ ]

and burning everyone.

[dissonates]

[Maybe he wears a thong. An Oracle thong.]

Are you making fun of me?

[Asch probably has a Shit list somewhere. are you implying something there]

does that mean he's flaming?

[prismshards]

[ ........brb bleaching my brain FOREVER. ]

Oh no. I wouldn't dare! I like enjoying the afterlife.

[ Maybe Dist gave him his own Revenge Journal somewhere along the line. only that perfect isofons should stick together ]

very flaming.

[dissonates]

[This is my revenge for all the toilet humour.]

I already told you this isn't the afterlife.

[Probably because Asch used to steal the real thing as a kid or something. doesn't that also imply that they're not very well-endowed]

hence why he's brighter than his replica.

[prismshards]

[ /admits defeat. ]

And I got that part. But I also know for a fact I died.

[ More than likely. He might even have tied the silly thing to the back of a fonbot for shits and giggles. .....now that you mention it ]

not by much, mister "my hair grows fast".

[dissonates]

[/puts on victory hat]

So what? You've been brought back to life for this. You should be happy.

[Or maybe under the floating chair. Dist would never know. I'm suspicious 8|]

his bulb goes on the fritz less than his replica's?

[prismshards]

You don't have to worry about that. This has been one of the best things that has ever happened to me.

[ PFFFFF. How to keep a Rose busy: hide his precious diary. the replica could want to compare assets. 8|b ]

he's an LED or something.

[dissonates]

And you're wasting it here arguing with me?

[He had to have fun in Daath somehow, right? Wait this is Asch we're talking about. good luck getting his pants down]

a very versatile dim bulb~

[prismshards]

It hasn't been a waste of time to me. I enjoy talking with you.

[ Even if he didn't have fun, he had to do something to keep his sanity. even God-Generals have to let their guard down sometime. ]

yeah that's-- HEY

[dissonates]

Calling you an idiot at this point would be redundant, then. You practically announce it yourself one with statements like that.

[Stamp collecting? is Luke going to pants him]

ffff

[prismshards]

There's nothing stupid about making the best of what I have. It'd be idiotic of me to not take this chance and get to know you better.

[ Stamped on people, maybe. he might like to. curiosity is a terrible thing ]

B[

[dissonates]

I seriously doubt you're going to learn much.

[Stamped people collecting, then. terrible indeed, it could get you into big trouble.]

8>

[prismshards]

I already understand you a lot more.

[ You're such a fun date, Asch. since when would that be new? ]

[dissonates]

...No you don't.

[He will deny that to his grave. point, but just how much trouble can he handle]

[prismshards]

Then you must have helped give me insight into myself.

[ Luke will just find a loophole, then. all depends on who he's in trouble with ]

[dissonates]

Hmph. Whatever.

[Luke can be sneaky like that, I suppose. D| does he find danger arousing