[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

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awesomeness quakes before it's might

[prismshards]

[ THEN QUIT LETTING IT HANG OPEN. ]

...Maybe not me, exactly, but my being made was.

[ It's ironic how that works; Asch finally can stop blaming the replica and Luke can understand Asch's feelings on the subject. ]

No wonder you hated looking at me.

[ More like he's full of crap... ]

ilu can I keep you.

[dissonates]

[I- THAT- YOU CAN'T- ....... SHUT UP.]

That's irrelevant. Besides, Jade already explained perfect isofons.

[It is. Now they just have to meet in the middle somewhere.]

I said stop that!

[...Okay, point.]

aksdjf only if I get a pretty collar.

[prismshards]

[ That does explain the swallowed a bug look... ]

Quit being a stubborn ass! It is too relevant! It just.. doesn't matter much now.

[ Without colliding into each other. Awkward hair scratch time. ]

Okay, okay! Enough with the negative statements! I got it.

[ Flush twice, Asch. It's a long way to Daath. ]

the prettiest, I promise <3

[dissonates]

[ajshakjdf]

If it doesn't matter, stop talking about it.

[He doesn't want to get into the whole contamination effect/big bang/"I'm fading away" business. And colliding is probably inevitable.]

oh boy♥

[prismshards]

[ Though it could have been an arachnid. Asch can be a creep. ]

Why do I have to stop talking about it when you brought it up?

[ They'll give themselves a headache by clunking their thick skulls into each other. And quit trying to pin this conversation on him. ]

yaaaaay I has a replica ♥

[dissonates]

[It must be the pincers, chk chk chk?]

That-! ...I only brought it up because you can't think about anything but replicas!

[Isn't that asking Asch to be logical? I don't think he can do that.]

that will love you and snuggle you ♥

[prismshards]

[ ...he could be a Aschlion and sit in a pit of sand. ]

I can so! It just happens to come up a lot whenever we talk! Mostly because that's what you're yelling about!

[ Puts on his best Asch-voice which is disturbingly accurate. ]

Replicaaaaaaa!

[ Oh wait, probably not. Good thing this isn't about logic. ]

whether asch likes it or not /o/ ...oh god that icon

[dissonates]

[And coerce stuff out of people to throw into it?]

Wh-what the hell was that!?

[It's about feeeeeeelings. Something Asch is somewhat allergic to.]

it's good for him \o dug it out juuust for Aschkins here~

[prismshards]

[ And then reward them with GARBAGE until they complete the sidequest. ]

's what you sound like.

[ At least that means the ladies are safe from him trying to cop a feel. --oh, not those kind of feelings. ]

I-I feel so special now. even if he does not.

[dissonates]

[One might also question the value of the Gratin recipe.]

...I don't sound like that.

[Whether Asch was gay or not, I think ladies would be even less worried about him doing that than Guy.]

hee. Asch is a special snowflake all his own.

[prismshards]

[ It's something else for Nat and dreck to screw up. ]

Ha.. I should go around imitating you and see if everybody else things so.

[ Very, very true. Asch is more socially inept and a charismatic failure than their former servant. ]

he melted. he's a puddle of RAGE now.

[dissonates]

[Why does the party even let them cook anyway.]

No one would believe you. You'd just look stupid.

[That's pretty pathetic in so many ways.]

we'll mop him up and put him in an ice cube tray.

[prismshards]

[ At first it was probably to help knock them both down a few pegs, then they just kept trying to improve. ]

Not if they only hear my voice. I could go into the bathroom and lock the door!

[ It is. And watch out Asch, this idea is sounding more and more appealing by the minute. ]

so he can be a special ice cube?

[dissonates]

[Improving is fine. Improvising? Not so much. I'm looking at you, Natalia, and your Fried Cheese.]

...Why would you be talking to people in the bathroom.

[He's a little horrified.]

floating in Van's lemonade. ...that sounds wrong.

[prismshards]

[ Fried cheese should be the least of your worries. That woman is menace to decent cooking everywhere. How she manages to screw up a sandwich is beyond Luke. Though he sticks to the recipe too much. ]

When they need to use it, obviously! Haven't you ever been happily sitting there when someone comes pounding on the door wanting in?

[ He thinks it's genius. Which it clearly is not. ]

Van should not be drinking Asch.

[dissonates]

[BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FRIED CHICKEN.]

...So you'd sit in the bathroom waiting for someone to yell at you to come out just to pretend you're me.

[Replica... too... stupid... losing... brainpower...]

not now, not ever.

[prismshards]

[ ...OKAY, THAT DEFINITELY CONSTITUTES AS A MISTAKE. ]

......

[ When you put it that way, he can see why you'd question his idea. Damn you, you spoilsport original. ]

Or I could lock myself in your room.

even if he might be delicious.

[dissonates]

[It was somewhat horrifying.]

...You stay away from my room.

[Shit maybe he should have encouraged the bathroom idea.]

Van (and the rest of the world) will just have to speculate.

[prismshards]

[ At least it didn't move on it's own? ]

Oh ho! Hiding something interesting in there?

[ Yes, he probably should have. Childish replicas happen to be nosy snoops too. ]

Asch likes to keep that info to himself.

[dissonates]

[How do you know it didn't. :|]

I'm not hiding anything. But it's mine.

[Okay maybe just the Key of Lorelei and a bottle of lubri]

if Luke is really curious, he can just lick his own arm.

[prismshards]

[ ...only their princess could create a possessed culinary monstrosity. 8|;; ]

Well, what's it like? Do you have a springy bed, four-poster bed too or is it more like the soldiers in Daath had? Is your closet full of the same uniform?

[ He'd have thought it would be on Asch. a bottle of what now ]

but it would lack essence of original.

[dissonates]

[It probably crawled away in the middle of the night and evolved into the monsters they fought the next morning.]

...It's just a normal bed, why does that matter? And I have other clothes.

[He likes to keep it safe and out of sight, so he uses his Maestro sword. :|b you saw nothing]

well fine then. he'll lick Asch's arm.

[prismshards]

[ Oh Lorelei, that would give Luke nightmares for days. ]

I've always wondered if our taste in things is as similar as our looks.

[ Bleck! Doesn't he realize that by Mushroom Road that a table knife would be more dangerous? 8| ...Asch. don't make the replica inquire about that strange bottle you have in there. ]

that might invoke another punch.

[dissonates]

[Wonderful, now Asch has something to share with him when he wants to horrify his annoying replica. ...Probably when Natalia isn't around.]

Taste has nothing to do with it. You take what you can get in this place.

[If he had a table knife maybe he'd use a table knife. :| Don't snoop in that drawer and you won't have to inquire]

it'd be SO worth it though.

[prismshards]

[ Guess who would be wandering over to see him in the middle of the night when he can't sleep? ]

Really?

[ Now that he thinks about it, he doesn't know a damn thing about where this is. ]

You should be able to go buy what you want.

[ What in the would do you eat with, Asch? :| Maybe he'll just polish his sword with it. ]