[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

Comments

stayin alive, stayin alive~

[dissonates]

[He's doubtful. HE IS DOUBTFUL.]

Shouldn't I want them to like me for who I am instead of changing?

[S... something that is enjoyed? |D]

/dies

[prismshards]

[ It would be just Asch's luck to be forced into whacking himself over the head by his replica. ]

Lemme put it this way then, it'll help keep people off your case about being a a bitter individual.

[ ...he's not even sure what Asch enjoys. <<; ]

mwahaha.

[dissonates]

[That would be kind of hilarious actually.]

If they can't handle how I act then they should leave me alone.

[No one is. HE IS AN ENIGMA.]

ilu

[prismshards]

[ Be glad Luke isn't malicious, Asch, or he'd make you slam your crotch into something hard. ]

They might want to help you be a happier person, you know.

[ An enema? That sounds about right... ]

ilu2 this is so fun

[dissonates]

[That would be cruel to more than Asch. 8|]

That's unlikely.

[sfdjkfdghhajf]

♥ Luke does so enjoy his surly original

[prismshards]

[ Are you off doing things you shouldn't be doing? Do we have to tell Mother? 8| ]

It's true! You could have plenty of friends if you'd only let them in.

[ Original brand stick-in-the-ass. Yup. ]

♥ and his surly original loves... uh... being surly. |D

[dissonates]

[NO DON'T TELL MOTHER I mean uh. Maybe he'll just pull a Nezach and make you feel it. >:|]

Friends? What, people like you?

[Can you buy those somewhere? Is there a button on the stick to make him bitch on cue?]

and picking on drecks, I'm sure XD

[prismshards]

[ AHA! Found your weakness you jerkface! ...this one-sided connection thing is so unfair. DX ]

Like me, Natalia, Guy, and the others! We're your friends!

[ It's got to be a prize from the Keterberg casino, knowing Emperor Peony. And it probably even has a couple buttons so you can get different sayings! ]

oh yes. definitely that.

[dissonates]

[Maybe someday if you get on his good side he'll teach you to sent it back. ....Maybe. not]

...Don't bring Natalia and Guy into this.

["Dreck!" "Replicaaaa!" "I'll kill you!" "Natalia, I love you, let's get married!"]

it's his favorite pasttime

[prismshards]

[ ....that can be Asch's single gift to him. That way Luke can talk to him from anywhere! And why so cute, Asch. ]

I know you like them, so it's okay.

[ Along with "I hate pinky swears." "Shut up!" and "Vaaaan!" ]

it gives him that little smidgen of joy every time.

[dissonates]

[A gift that would keep on giving forever. ...N-not cute. At all.]

Shut up. I do not.

[It's all he can really think to say.

Asch would not be a happy camper if those hit the market.]

any more and his heart wouldn't be able to handle it

[prismshards]

[ And ever and ever and ever... Okay, not cute. Adorable. ]

That's one thing I never understood about you. Maybe like how Father is.

[ He'd be shoving them up other peoples' asses. ]

it would burst into tiny black ashes.

[dissonates]

[This is a bad idea, clearly. REPLICAAAA]

What are you talking about?

[That's the logical choice. What else could they be good for?]

and a shiny new one would sprout! though with his luck it'd match Abyss Silver

[prismshards]

[ Ring, ring isofons~ DEADLY BUT CUTE. Like a bitchy Jigglypuff. ]

The way you hide anything that isn't anger or disinterest.

[ Rig them to go off all at once and they could kill Van from a distance. ]

would it come with all of Silver's drama, apparently he has a whole whack of it

[dissonates]

[/HANGS UP wh-what now I'm imagining Asch singing the song oh god]

...

[He's like Father? ...That... is not really a compliment.]

...I...

[Okay now I'm imagining a whole collective of Auldrant heading into Eldrant with sticks up their asses and farting out Asch's voice until Van falls over. Thanks. :|]

plus the awesome suit of spandex

[prismshards]

[ ...well damn. BAHAHA sing, little Aschlypuff! ]

I don't think he knows how to express himself well either...

[ That... would kill a lot more than just Van. Most players would probably fall over as well. :| ]

I feel half obligated to start using Silver icons for added effect

[dissonates]

[The benefit of having the control in this relationship. bitchiest Pokemon ever.]

...I don't care what people think of me.

[That's what they get for sitting so close to the TV.]

that would be scary and yet epic at the same time

[prismshards]

[ You know Luke would give you control anytime, Asch. ♥ he'd put Mewtwo to shame. ]

It's not about other people, Asch.. It's about you letting yourself be free of everything.

[ Darn brats these days don't know anything. ]

the mask blocks out unwanted replicas

[dissonates]

[Y so obvious, Luke. He certainly wouldn't be creating replicas either.]

...You're suggesting something that's not possible.

[Someday they'll all have dentures and wear glasses and THEN THEY'LL BE SORRY.]

Silver gets all the nifty gadgets, dammit

[prismshards]

[ Because childish replica is childish. It's the in-thing for nutty people. ]

...I'd like to think it can happen someday. There's no reason you should have to suffer long after our fight is over.

[ Nah, at that point they'll get a laugh by beating people with their Assch sticks. ]

it's morphin time?

[dissonates]

[Asch can't argue with that one. He's not crazy he's just a little unwell.]

...Don't concern yourself with me.

[Physical beatdown plus insults flying from the beatstick itself. Win-win.]

askldfj

[prismshards]

[ Asch? Not being argumentative? Wow. He really is unwell. Just so long as he doesn't try sitting on any flagpoles. ]

What else am I supposed to be concerned with? You're my original!

[ Quick, get a patent on the design and retire early. ]

GO GO ABYSS RANGERRRRRRS

[dissonates]

[He has his moments, really. D8 He could be a life-sized version of that doll?]

You're the only replica who feels that way.

[I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT.]

BUT WHAT DO THEY COMBINE INTO

[prismshards]

[ Maybe on rare occasions. WE'LL HELP YOU GET BETTER AT IT! 8> That would mean he'd have to get all dolled up. /ba dum dum ching ]

Do you know any other replicas who still have their originals?

[ AWESOME. Asch can sit around giving orders like the king he should be. ]

lusch the amazing glow-worm of lorelei?

[dissonates]

[WE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP DRECK. That was terrible, I am boycotting that joke.]

No, because replicas kill the originals.

[On his ass-throne? No wonder he's so bitchy.]