[Accidental Voice]

[dissonates]

[There's two voices- one is obviously Asch, and the other is too muffled to hear.]

-ing out to investigate. I told Natalia to stay inside; you should do the same.

[A pause.]

...I am not sick. I already rested enough.

[Pause.]

I'm not a kid, so stop acting like my mother.

[...]

Wh- you are not "as good as she is", shut up!

[Pause.]

Goddammit, Guy.

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[prismshards]

[ You get what you dish out. :| ]

Glad we agree on one thing at least.

[dissonates]

[Sticks and stones, replica. Sticks and stones. D|]

So then, are you satisfied yet?

[prismshards]

[ Stones my ass. You used your fist. DX ]

Pretty much. You've given me a lot to think about.

[dissonates]

[...So you'd prefer thrown rocks?]

Good. Don't forget it.

["-When you go back." Which in his mind is inevitable, though he's not about to say it.]

[prismshards]

[ Those he stands a chance of dodging! ]

I'm not about to. I'm not that eager to feel your wrath that much.

[ For Luke there isn't any going back. ...not home, anyways. Though that's fine too. He can keep you company in purgatory. ]

[dissonates]

[What if the fonic link makes him stand still. |D]

Then you've learned something. Amazing.

[Asch is thrilled. Really.]

[prismshards]

[ Try it and he'll give you the headache from hell, mister. B| ]

About as amazing as you being able to smile.

[ The only kinds of thrills he's able to get are the cheap kind. ]

good lord you're on like 24/7

[dissonates]

[Hey, hey, you can't do that B| ]

...That's not that amazing.

[That is a sad, sad fact.]

I'm nocturnal as of late <<;

[prismshards]

[ All's fair in love and war, darling original. ♥ ]

Eh, you're right. It's a friggin' miracle.

[ Luke could give him plenty of thrills in the babysitting department. And he fully expects to get hit for that. ]

so I noticed *stares at thread in awe*

[dissonates]

[I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY. DX]

Hey, shut up! I smile when I feel like it!

[Are babysitting thrills true thrills?]

it's aaaaaalive~

[prismshards]

[ Don't tempt him. HE MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER. ]

You should try feeling like it more! Smiling helps people to like you!

[ That would depend on what you consider a true thrill. ]

stayin alive, stayin alive~

[dissonates]

[He's doubtful. HE IS DOUBTFUL.]

Shouldn't I want them to like me for who I am instead of changing?

[S... something that is enjoyed? |D]

/dies

[prismshards]

[ It would be just Asch's luck to be forced into whacking himself over the head by his replica. ]

Lemme put it this way then, it'll help keep people off your case about being a a bitter individual.

[ ...he's not even sure what Asch enjoys. <<; ]

mwahaha.

[dissonates]

[That would be kind of hilarious actually.]

If they can't handle how I act then they should leave me alone.

[No one is. HE IS AN ENIGMA.]

ilu

[prismshards]

[ Be glad Luke isn't malicious, Asch, or he'd make you slam your crotch into something hard. ]

They might want to help you be a happier person, you know.

[ An enema? That sounds about right... ]

ilu2 this is so fun

[dissonates]

[That would be cruel to more than Asch. 8|]

That's unlikely.

[sfdjkfdghhajf]

♥ Luke does so enjoy his surly original

[prismshards]

[ Are you off doing things you shouldn't be doing? Do we have to tell Mother? 8| ]

It's true! You could have plenty of friends if you'd only let them in.

[ Original brand stick-in-the-ass. Yup. ]

♥ and his surly original loves... uh... being surly. |D

[dissonates]

[NO DON'T TELL MOTHER I mean uh. Maybe he'll just pull a Nezach and make you feel it. >:|]

Friends? What, people like you?

[Can you buy those somewhere? Is there a button on the stick to make him bitch on cue?]

and picking on drecks, I'm sure XD

[prismshards]

[ AHA! Found your weakness you jerkface! ...this one-sided connection thing is so unfair. DX ]

Like me, Natalia, Guy, and the others! We're your friends!

[ It's got to be a prize from the Keterberg casino, knowing Emperor Peony. And it probably even has a couple buttons so you can get different sayings! ]

oh yes. definitely that.

[dissonates]

[Maybe someday if you get on his good side he'll teach you to sent it back. ....Maybe. not]

...Don't bring Natalia and Guy into this.

["Dreck!" "Replicaaaa!" "I'll kill you!" "Natalia, I love you, let's get married!"]

it's his favorite pasttime

[prismshards]

[ ....that can be Asch's single gift to him. That way Luke can talk to him from anywhere! And why so cute, Asch. ]

I know you like them, so it's okay.

[ Along with "I hate pinky swears." "Shut up!" and "Vaaaan!" ]

it gives him that little smidgen of joy every time.

[dissonates]

[A gift that would keep on giving forever. ...N-not cute. At all.]

Shut up. I do not.

[It's all he can really think to say.

Asch would not be a happy camper if those hit the market.]

any more and his heart wouldn't be able to handle it

[prismshards]

[ And ever and ever and ever... Okay, not cute. Adorable. ]

That's one thing I never understood about you. Maybe like how Father is.

[ He'd be shoving them up other peoples' asses. ]

it would burst into tiny black ashes.

[dissonates]

[This is a bad idea, clearly. REPLICAAAA]

What are you talking about?

[That's the logical choice. What else could they be good for?]

and a shiny new one would sprout! though with his luck it'd match Abyss Silver

[prismshards]

[ Ring, ring isofons~ DEADLY BUT CUTE. Like a bitchy Jigglypuff. ]

The way you hide anything that isn't anger or disinterest.

[ Rig them to go off all at once and they could kill Van from a distance. ]